Today I discovered that we have a CSV export button for an order transaction system, on a page which is completely disconnected from the rest of the website.

It is only being called by an internal server, used by our Data department.

They run selenium to click the button.

Then they import the CSV into a database.

That database is accessed by an admin panel.

That admin panel has an excel export button.

Which is clicked by our CFO. But he got bored of clicking, so he uses IFTTT to schedule a download of the XLS and import it in Google Sheets.

That sheet uses a Salesforce data connector.

Marketing then sends email campaigns based on that Salesforce data...

😒

I promise this is my last GDPR rant..

#Java#Things

Happy Father's day to all the fathers out there.

Oh shit

Saying yes to everything.

Stackoverflow.

*Changes code*
*alt + tab to website*
*ctrl + s to save changes*

FUUUUUU...

I totally agree

After years around devs of all levels of expertise I have found the following to be true mostly of junior developers.

Junior devs seem to like to pick out a single (or few) idiosyncrasies of a language/framework and then call it shitty overall.

While senior devs have seen the small idiosyncrasies of many languages/frameworks and know that none of them are perfect and those quirks come with the territory.

It may also have something to do with senior devs having less to prove and therefore not wasting their time of such useless language debates....

ROUND 1: FIGHT!

Sit down, Alexa. Sit. Down.

Well fuck, I hope it returns an unsigned short. Why can't you just return a color type?

Got my copy 😍

"I want a toolbar that..."
Me.
"OH HELL NO!"

I need this t-shirt

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

Oh sh*t

Found this great theme for bootstrap

http://code.divshot.com/geo-bootstr...

CSS is like #09

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

As a google fan boy this makes me very uncomfortable...

Right now

Coincidence?

How to make Xcode crash:
1. type: self.btn
2. Profit!

I need to add this on my CV as an expert in making xcode crash, not implying that Xcode is a shit IDE !!

Please kindly fuck off. I don't need your genderbiased bullshit. I couldn't care less about a programmer's gender.
I'm also aware about the margin between the numbers of female and male dev who want to study CS, but if you seriously think that a learning algorithm is biased on gender and ethnic it's creator, I will have to kindly remind you that math doesn't support an output based on your gender.

Now please get the fuck off my sacred newsfeed...

Just wondering .....

Good doggo

Every programmer ever

If anyone has an object (Domino's) recognition program lying around you might be able to get free pizzas for life.

https://youtu.be/wTdiNmgZ90A