It varies... 25 mins... 35 mins on some days. On good days, 40+. :P

@dfox, this menu does not scroll on my phone, Sony Xperia Z-something (4?), but I guess the list ends with About...
Great new UI! 😀

How many times have you done this? :D

😂😢

Needs to be 2am.. else nothing gets done!

My girlfriend and I have been bored last weekend so we made some 8bit style Lego figures which are now decorating my home office :) (well in fact she made most of them)

FUCK XCODE CERTIFICATES AND PROVISIONING PROFILES

Sad, but true.

😂😂 Innovation

I love the brainstorming part

Sorting algorithms visualized

!rant
Had to post it

Because I work on the mac,I gotta admit iTunes is a pain.

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

Hahaha.!

Image says it all....

PM: I want a status report
ME: Here you go (sending email)
PM: I want more status (!?)
ME: Ok (adding some random bullshit)
PM: Perfect, thank you!

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

When your smartwatch decides to reboot without your notice

Damn it captcha. I didn't bring much lunch, am starving and you pull this shit!!

Well...shit

My PM locked himself out of the house the other day. Oh how I laughed... I'm typing this whilst being locked out of my house...

Making use of the time with android programming apps - they are terrible.

Worst security issue : being able to make a money transfer with no auth and changing freely the bank account in the POST params...

Dev excuse : "I didn't know my job was also to take care about security."

them: "This external HD isn't compatible with my Mac."
me: "It is, it probably just needs to be formatted."
them: *hands me box, with HD still in plastic wrap*

So, how do you know it's not compatible?

Windows 10 is asking me if I want to put my 5-8kg desktop computer in flight mode.
I'm now picturing my self looking for a power socket needing 650w in a airplane

Only last month I removed a file called 'statuspage.aspx', this file has been sat there for years on our customer sites.

The file did one simple query on the database to ensure connectivity, this query dumped the admin username and password to the page, no encryption.

Needless to say we rolled out ab emergency update... Not quite sure how that made it through QA!

A Password form, not allowing copy and paste.. so not possible to use a proper Password manager.

So I worked in a company whose WiFi password was 1234567890 and they on the network they had a NAS that was not secured with the passwords to all the clients servers and online accounts on the root.

strml.net
Coolest user website I’ve seen...

If Satan were a web developer