Looking up new js libraries/interesting CSS snippets that MAY help but probably won't. (But they might)

Spent the best part of a day getting Google maps to offset the center of its bounds to account for divs displaying the marker info, which are floated on top - why does this shit take so long??

Google maps is the bane of my life - why must they make things so complicated!?

Tor Codinson is satisfied with his new stickers!

Display:table, display: table-cell, and vertical-align: middle....

(Usually in footers)

!rant

As most of us are aware, developers often struggle to find romantic partners, often due to introversion or working unsociable hours. So, devs who HAVE found that special someone, how did you meet them?

When the only ++ on your rant from 9+ hours ago is from @dfox 😂

My task for today: RDP into a vm of windows server 2008, use winSCP to ftp into the client's server, pull down approx 900 images, renaming the 200 or so duplicate filenames then upload them to a file sharing service...

THEN I have to pull them down onto my machine, optimise them, and then reverse the entire process, again manually renaming the duplicates.

My new pair programming partner arrived today! What should I name him?

I, (a British developer), just had to explain how American Zip Codes work to my US-based colleague...

Decided I didn't want to work my job in operations any more, learnt Javascript in 6 weeks the approached the head of development. Still learning now ;)

Agnitio is a piece of i-detail garbage

Have any of you guys picked up Google Ultron yet?

Client asked for a zipped up copy of the files that I uploaded to their server via ftp, using login details they gave me...