When you're too tired to think of debug messages...

That feeling when DevRant is getting so big that you are afraid from making that rant because someone at work might recognize you.

Apparently Apples greatest innovations are the cables and connectors ... There are like 29 of them now 😑

Bye Mac. You were nice for a while but I am starting to feel as though you are ignoring me. First you tortured me with System level protection and now you taunt me with 16gb of RAM & a quarter of a tb drive and a fancy touch bar that I'll never touch. I'm not as foolish as you think. Beautiful on the outside but you disgust me by what you have inside.

I've been blinding buying Apple products so long I forgot what good hardware is anymore.

What laptop should I buy to run Ubuntu on??

I'm a developer, not a project manager. Why am I doing project requirements gathering?

Why do I always do this? Is it just me?

It's true 👌🏻👾🤖

The best joke in this month :D

me all the time😂😂😂

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

<rant>

My colleague (female) hooked up with me, made me do all her project work and dumped me as soon as it was complete.

</rant>

And that was enough encouragement

First post on here. Found this pretty funny :)

clients...

Logic

when I was born...

That moment when you get to test your Walt Disney World app while you're at Walt Disney World =)

What do developers Google most?

A: Regex 😂

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

I would have hired him 😐😁

let's play a game... ;)

A friend showed me his concept of what he thinks would be a fun design for a devrant t-shirt

Well someone messed up.

well.....

The best captcha

Programmer life :/

A new type of dev hiring strategy:

I'll pick some selected rants from devRant and show it to the candidate on a white board. Their reaction will decide their chances of hiring ;-)

Hell yeah 😂 Every developer once in a lifetime 🙄

deep down I know swearing at my computer won't fix the errors. but I think it's worth trying.

When you first start learing development patterns on Java