This...

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

Worst Thing about being New to programming.

* phone conversation with Dad*
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Busy creating website.
Dad: So, if I type " www", will I be able to see it?
Me: *explaining website hosting and servers for 15mins straight*
Dad: Huh. You do learn something in college then.
Me:🤐

Sometimes the best "bug" are the troll posts, although personally I agree with it (even though a separate byte for both \r and \n make sense to keep for other purposes).

Too many so made a meme

✈️ to my girlfriend's place to meet her after years of long distance relationship.
Wish me luck guys

The only fair punishment 😈
(from r/ProgrammerHumor)

Relatives: You're a computer guy, right, what are you working on these days?
Me: *should I bother explaining, should I not* Oh, just some stuff.
R: Oh come on, tell us, how difficult can it be?
M: *sigh* I'm working on a custom garbage collector for-
R: !!

They're now under the impression that I'm involved in collecting rubbish from bins. Sigh. My hair doesn't help here, either, lol (I have one of those tangled, unruly mops of hair)

This will take time to explain.

😁 = 💻

This is so true

Python is going to die

Reality VS Linkedin Profile
😜😜😂😂

Lol why not.

Aaaawww!

When edge don't want you to have options😂😂😂

Bind in React is making me want to bind staples to my asshole so I can stop getting fucked! 🍆🚫 🍑😩

Mechanical Calculator, 1936. The technology marvel of it's time.

True | | False

A lot of patience

Halloween funny meme

That moment when "Is It Down Right Now?" is down...

Looks like my manager got the deluxe hardcover edition

*Cries in unsanitized SQL*

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Deprecation. What’s that?

CW: The SQL injection vulnerability isn't important because our code is proprietary so hackers won't find it.

Me: <censored>

Every. Single. Time.

Human nature in a nutshell....

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