Just found devrant. Best thing that could happen this week.

My mom got audited for storing sensitive client information in her gmail account without using a vpn or any other real security.

I had been telling her this was an issue for literally the last three years and shes brushed me off every time.

I got yelled at for not telling her I was serious.

*thinking

after 4 chrome tabs

Why does this feel incredibly familiar? 😂

How the fuck can this happen?
It might be a malware. I did not do a scan yet, but I guess that it has to do with Google Chrome itself.
I think that a pop up once appeared and ever since I get these windows alerts every 1 hour or something like that.

The more code I remove the better it works

It isn't written in English but I trust you will understand the most important word

git add .
git commit -m "all the changes I did in 20 years"

That's how I roll

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

ok who the fuck codes an optional feature and says it is useless

Ma aunt sent me this right now. Look at how it's written. Sounds like all the crap movies compiled into a pile of shit.

Hi Fellas !

I'm new here. I have no idea what makes you get so many ++ and what ++ can do for you.

I'm just feeling better here, it feels like im entering my soul's home!

Weekend is near, what project you gonna do ?

Have a great day !

Your life is one big exception.

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

Hacking yourself.

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

How the fuck did clients convince themselves they can have a developer build an Amazon, booking.com, Facebook, Airbnb or site of the sorts for 500 bucks on FUCKING WORDPRESS?!

!dev

I find it funny to see how people very often go into defense mode (of those companies) when I call them (a select amount of companies) mass surveillance companies.

I mean, when you search for the definition of a surveillance compatible (or, surveillance) and see what those companies (Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Twitter, AOL, Yahoo, Paltalk), it outright matches that of (a) surveillance company/companies.

Then, when you look at the scale they perform this at (mass scale, mass amount of people/users), it fits the definition of a mass surveillance company...

No matter how you turn it, those companies are, per definition, (mass) surveillance companies (apart from the fact that they're integrated within worlds biggest created government powered mass surveillance program ever).

At work today.

Collegue: hey, if you continue like this, you'll be just like me in a year or so!
Me: as, so completely fucked up?
Boss: hahaha rekt!
C: okay gotta give you that one 🤣

Love those random moments :)

A non-techie just asked me this, "when your computer overheats, why does it freeze?"

I hope it's not a repost, came to devrant after long time :)

So I got an email yesterday. The balls on this fucking guy.

Student life can be hard ...

- Why did this rm command take 2 seconds?
- OH FUCK....

Wanna hear a joke?
Your git repo

You're about as useful as a semicolon in Python

Wow! That's microsoft quality!

Your mom is like a windows filesystem

FAT32

Paid intern: It's just like $feature_in_other_app
me: Yeah, in the same way that chemotherapy is a haircut...