A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

Yours in comment!!

Soon ™

Since I met you I've been having sleepless nights.

- He said to his laptop

13 Reason of why need a 4K monitor at work

Every time

Please suffer

The easiest way to trigger any developer

Could not help but repost it. 😂

Credits: Microsoft #devhumor

Toughest part of git is writing the commit message

Developer struggle I guess

C'mon guys can't be just me?

Do you guys commit after your code works or when the day is over?

Interview.

X: So, do you have any weaknesses?
Y: Yes, I'm very honest.
X: But I don't think that's a weakness
Y: I don't give a fuck what you think

Client: "Users are still facing the same problems as before"

Me: "Did they update the app?"

How a regular convo with non-devs usually go:

"So what do you do?"

"I'm a software developer."

"Oh, so you're like... a hacker?"

"No, I build apps."

"Nice! So like facebooks and stuff???"

"Not exactly. Different things, mostly tools. It depends."

"Ooh...cool...Like what?"

*proceeds to spend what feels like an hour trying to explain what I do for a living in the simplest terms, while the person just blankly stares and nods, pauses, then finally tells me their crazily infeasible app idea.*

"So whadaya think?"

"Hmm...sounds good 😀👍"

Pale night themes
>= blackest of black themes
>= no screen at all
>= satan's glowing asshole
>= light themes

CMV

Give me sleeeeeeeep

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

I got a new job almost triple my old salary, I will move to a new city. I'm happy as fuck!

Found this on reddit!
Looks like these people should join devRant!

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

Pretty accurate 😂

Starting 124,086,667,135,647* projects, but never actually finishing them.

* Note this number is an estimation and may not be entirely accurate.

"I have a terminal illness"
*room goes silent*
"so I stopped using the terminal"
*bob throws his keyboard at me*

There will be flying cars by 2018 they said.

What's your favorite Spotify coding playlist?!

*Gets out of bed*
"Where the fuck is my phone?"
*Aggressively yanks covers off bed*
*Thud*
"Found it" :)

I would love to see a “How It’s Made”-style TV show about software projects. With the narrator and everything.

Woo!......?

The monsters live among us