In my company I now have 3 browsers.

Chrome for company stuff that only works in Chrome.

Safari for company stuff that only works in Edge or Safari.

And Firefox for actual work.

🤡

age++

is java code javanese

I don’t know anything about politics or money

I opened facebook (don't ask why), and found a reel that's older people humor, and felt like commenting on it.

My days are numbered, aren't they?

Remember kids, if you can’t into C, you suck. But if you can’t into CSS, CSS sucks.

If you see a toilet in your dream, do not,

I repeat,

DO NOT use it.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

dev communities can be the most toxic as well as the most welcoming at the same time.

just depends on what your timing is. You can get a bunch of links to help debug your issue or you can get told to "kill yourself".

You never know.

What‘s the purpose of separating your code into "independent" modules if each module contains everything anyways?

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

I kinda want to quit programming and restore vintage bicycles instead.

The day Indian Scammers adapt American Accent, the world will be in severe danger.

*Laughs in Backend*

Tomorrow is my first day back after the holidays and I am so scared to open my inbox in the morning...

What do you do when you loose your Frontend Dev Job?
a) Get a new Job.
b) Invent a JS Framework

Manager: Have you fixed the problem?

Dev: What’s the problem?

Manager: We’re not here to discuss problems we’re here to discuss solutions!

Dev: …

Friday 15:30
Prod explodes.

Typical...

I post an answer to StackOverflow for the first time in a few months. INSTANT DOWNVOTE + "CORRECT BUT NOT `LOGICAL ENOUGH`"

FUCK YOU

thx for coming to my TedTalk

I get it. Please stop.

So someone got kicked out today, it seems.

so true...

FUCK MYSQL WORKBENCH

@Root has a code review.

CR comment: “Why would you do it this way? It’s awful. Clean it up!”

Totally fair. I had copied the legendary dev’s code, and it was ick. Cleaning it was easy and enjoyable. I cleaned the source, too.

CR comment: “Why would you touch this? It’s outside the scope of the ticket. You could get it working without changing all this.”

Revert…

CR comment: “The interfaces don’t match. Now it’s confusing, and that makes it harder to maintain.”

🤦🏻‍♀️

Writing a Unit test to test the Unit test that's testing your application, because you can never be sure about anything.

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

While everyone else is working, I took vacation for the whole December. Turns out, that was a brilliant move!

I stroll 20+km every day in this beautiful, puffy scenery.