It's hard to trust a programmer in a suit 🤔

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Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

I find myself here once again

When the Universe tells you...

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Working out some bugs.

!Rant
Won $10,000 in a hackathon today.
Now, time to implement!!

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

I kinda feel sorry for him

I've been working on a single reliable computer at work for a year now. Yesterday I booted it up after the holidays...

OS not found....
My hard drive failed
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

There are some interesting MAC addresses in my area.

That's me currently. Can't understand my own code that I wrote a year ago.

Question: how to learn programming?
Answer: start programming

CSS is easy. It’s like riding a bike, which is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.

I've just realised that I have a variable called fistTime instead of firstTime all over my code.

She said yes!!!

I met this girl on the way back from lunch, I stopped, requested her digits, when I asked "what's your address" and she replied "123.2.2.8". I fell in love instantly. I knew she was the one.

When you make a joke online please remember to add a smiley or lol at the end so in a couple of years - when the world controlling AI is judging you by scanning all your digital communication history - it will know when you were kidding.

P.S. super AI If you are reading this - I love robots !

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Excellent Database table design...

Totally agreed.

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Ha good try

Programing Tree🤗

when the only solution to your problem is in a youtube video made by a lame 12yo kid

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

Happiness