When all else fails think out of box

Dalai Lama is Awesome

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

True story!

I dont know if its a repost or not but its funny.

Why the fuck do some people need to talk so much while working?
Let me code in peace, damnit. 😒

Junior job requirements be like:
Required:
5 year experience in Php,
8 years experience in JavaScript,
Masters degree in CS,
10 years experience in React and or AngularJS

Bonuses:
Worked for Microsoft in their first year.

Salary: 20k/PA 6 month performance review.

Music - usually Pink Floyd. Loud enough to overpower my thoughts.

Worked even better when I could go on a bike ride to clear my head, but my bike got stolen 🤬

Warning!

Évolution.. so basically I have tried to grow a beard but it was too annoying and too scratchy so I dropped.. like all those side projects I guess...

Try this way. Let's see what happens! . 😜😜

Keyboard key 'Z' is assigned as a shortcut for the app. Accidentally pressed it twice after the chrome 'F8', this is what happened. 🤘

those rare moments...

first program

Php is kim kardashian of Programming Language 😁😁

I like to show my colleagues that I'm friendly and approachable. Especially on Monday.

How times have changed...

I want these on my car

When I plan to go home and some1 says we need an hot fix from me

#random

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Forgot my laptop charger in the hotel, flight leaves in 10 minutes, and my computer is at 2% battery life.

I just need to build this code and push! Will the code be pushed in time? Stay tuned to find out!!

... nah jk it just died. 😧

its not a bug (beetle) it's a feature!

Easy to understand? Lol

When your beta and live environments are not the same.

I am all for implementing it

Me: why are you using so many break tags?

Intern: Its the only way I can position this div below that form.

Me: *facepalm*

Devlife

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}