Nice try

Trump.css lol

//TODO - I will probably never do anything about it but I will Put this thing here just to make myself feel like some day I will

#girlfriend {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

When the client wants backend access because they've been "coding since 1983" and then comes back saying they can't find the "hidden pages" :/

Jobs description be like "Seeking virgins with 3 years of sexual experience" 🤔

Discussing a web design with a customer who says that they know that what they want is possible because "They have coded a few sites themselves."

Start with the ABCs

Production doesn't usually have any big problems until 4:30 on Friday.

Asks help from the top student in my class. Answers "I'm really bad at debugging. My code always compiles the first time" 🙃

When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

Phone call with random guy:
"Hi I have an awesome idea for a mobile app that's going to change the world. I just don't know how to program it."

Me: "cool, let's set up a meeting to hash out the details and discuss the project & costs"

Guy: "I was hoping you would be able to do it for 10% equity, it's gonna make millions!"

Me: "Facepalm"

When you code a method and think to yourself, I have no idea why that works but it does!

The longer it takes to find a bug, the smaller the required fix will be

Just inherited a project from a "senior" with the variable names 'gggg' and 'ssss' in it...

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

I want to see a movie where machines gain intelligence and go to war with humanity, only to be defeated when some guy deletes a single semi-colon from their code.

Saw this in a Tumblr blog. Lol

When something works fine in dev environment vs. pushing it live 😡🔥

Made the mistake of telling management I wasn't being utilized enough. Guess who is no longer getting sleep 😬

When your a Dev Intern working on bigger projects than experienced Developers. 😂

Boss actually wants QA to keep track of devs that "cause" bugs and to keep a tally. True story!

Sitting next to the sales guy at work,l and I'm just like