I believe yyyy-mm-dd is the most preferred one in the service layer level. Anyone with me?

We hack back

Explain it like telegram

So a team at on-site sent a OOM(Out of Memory) issue in our morning.
Everyone analysed the issue as being code issue since we were bringing too much data into the runtime process. The analysis was done on the heap dumps. The number of records reported by user were 1k. At the end of the day it turns the number of records were actually 100k+.
Why do people jump.to conclusions without thinking about the obvious. :-(

How internet works 😇😇

Pro tip: If you are a junior, or senior but new at the company, don't start your conversations with:

"We're doing X wrong. At my previous company we did / at school I learned /in this book I read / according to this talk I watched, the right way to do X is ..."

Instead try:

"I'm curious why were doing X this way. I'm used to doing it differently."

I love flat-hierarchy teams, and people who think about flaws in procedures and proactively try to improve the tools we use are awesome, but the next kid walking up to me yelling we use git flow "wrong" will be smacked in the face with a keyboard.

If you come to me with curiosity and an open mind, I'll explain, and even return the favor by behaving the same way when I'm baffled by your seemingly retarded implementations.

Maybe we can learn from each other, maybe discover that "how I learned it" is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

But let's start with some social skills, not kicking off into every debate with a stretched leg and a red face.

It doesn't feel good to be average at everything.

Life is depressing

I can't commit to anything hard enough to become the best.

Programming
Singing
Drawing
Story making
Sports

I'm just average.
I feel bad
I feel like I'm a waste of resources.

I'm tired of ranting.
This life is just tiring.
I don't have the patience

I'm average at commitments.
Time management

I see other people code and sing better than me and feel demotivated

I feel like jumping of a cliff cause no matter what I do, there's someone light years ahead of me.

I'm not even unique
Ultimately that's probably what I want.
To be irreplaceable.

I guess in this struggle to be relevant I'm gonna lose myself and if I do get there, I might not be as happy anyways.

So what's the point to all this

This man explaining equals in JavaScript deserves a reward

Karate kick to decline a call

Well done microsoft

The moment when @dfox stars this repo.....

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

Miniclip.com anyone.....

I scoured my memory, and realized that I have never had a fight with another developer in all my years. Yes, there have been debates, but they were logical. There are even a few unresolved debates, due to preference and ideology, but never anything with enough emotion to be called a fight.
That's pretty cool. We are smart people and can discuss important issues without resorting to petty bickering.

I heared you like regular expressions

my team: "lets get rid of materialize it doesnt work too well w/ react"

my team: *deletes materialize*

my team: *accidentally pushes to prod*

me: "guys why are we back in 2003"

NOT A RANT

Is anyone here any good with reverse engineering software (games specifically)?

I'm looking for help with a tiny project of mine, I literally need answers to simple questions that I can't seem to find via google.

If so, here's my temporary e-mail: metupo@shinnemo.com I would be most thankful if someone did contact me and help me out, it won't even take 15 minutes of your time and you'll have my eternal graditute.

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Just watched Deadpool 2. Pretttyyy good.

A checkbox for GENDER.

(ONLY ONE CHECK BOX.)
If checked, then male, else female.

Planing never worked for me... so i stopped planing xD

<> Rant
An interesting perspective considering how much of their code could literally mean life or death.

http://fossbytes.com/nasa-coding-pr...

One of my coworkers calls Firefox "Google". Oddly enough she also uses Chrome but calls it "Chrome". I get confused every time she asks me to help her with her computer.

Internal system sent me an email with a dead link, saying a certificate is due to expire. Couldn't find the tool, opened IM with help support and was greeted with a passive aggressive note:

"Did you know that the support staff you speak too will use the same website available to you to resolve the issue, have you tried searching here ..."

... well thank you chat bot, did you know I wouldn't be here if said website actually fucking worked?

So much debugging

Today I spent several hours arguing with a client. Why? Because she's seeing an error on her website, and no matter how many times I explain to her that she's the only one seeing a css misalignment that was fixed this morning, and that she should clear the browser's cache or just use a different one, she refuses to understand that it's not my fault and that the website that's in production is working just fine for her users.

FFS I tested the same thing on Firefox Chrome, chromium, edge and even fucking IE8 on as many OSs as I can, namely Windows 7, Windows 10, Debian, Ubuntu, Android and OSX.

WHY DO YOU KEEP BLAMING ME FOR YOUR BROWSERS CACHE. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACCEPT YOU WERE WRONG FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE.

Uffff, that feels better.

...writing bot to kill all "recursion" and "there are 10 types of people" rants...

Me: I'm a JavaScript developer
Other Devs in team:

my first ever public repo on github for @devRant community

devRant bot for Telegram

after being waiting to make some changes in the bot. I finally made it public.

https://github.com/puneetsngh/...

The bot will be fun for devRant community on Telegram plus it will also server as an example for bot creators on telegram app

Happy duck OwO

Solving all my issues with flexbox because why not...