Meet the Pi Army.
I LOVE this case, it’s amazing.

MY EYES!

Haha Big funny

Assembly
Right off the bat
No beating around the bush like a pansy
Actually knowing the CPU operations (which in essence are very limited and simple) will help him/her understand EVERYTHING: its limits and its capabilities.

.........

I am lazy..

I’m on video calls very often, but never really bothered if I’m wearing a shirt or tee. Even when the call is with people like CEOs or bosses.

This time though, the friend specifically asked to be in a good shirt, be professional and shit. Till this point all I knew was the friend started a very amazing business of sort and would like me to join too. And the person I’ll be meeting is very busy and impossible to get an appointment.

The buildup is so much for this call that I’m wondering it’s either going to be CIA or scam. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t CIA.

A few minutes into the call, I get a feeling it’s a scam. A few more minutes and I was sure it’s a pyramid scheme.

Now, I can’t call it out because the friend is really into it, almost blindly believes this scheme, and isn’t ready to hear any counter-arguments. So I thought, let’s just get over with this call.

The call went on for 3 hours. 3 WHOLE HOURS. I had to be attentive, professional, and not laugh on their face for 3 hours. On top of that, I was feeling hungry AF.

Mr. impossible-to-get-appointment was explaining Robert Kiyosaki’s financial theories - in a completely incorrect manner and interpretation. I tried correcting a couple of times, because I’ve read his books and theories in detail - but this person just went on and on and on for 3 fucking hours.

Not mine, but pretty funny ^^

The type of NaN looks like a paradox

At least they were real though...

guilty..

Every for loop is internally a while loop right ?

Repost from r/programmerHumor

A Coronavirus tracker made with Vue and stuff. Gave me the opportunity to learn Vue. Pretty cool

I perfected the art of tying a noose

I am on eat..!

Dear HR,
I am suffering from Corona and request you to grant me paid leave for 30days otherwise I will come to office

(reply from HR)

Dear Ritik,
after knowing that you are infected , we have immediately asked all other employees to work from home, therefore you can come to office and start working. your leave request is rejected.

In 9 months time there is going to be an enormous worldwide baby boom, which will cause panic buying, shortages, and mass maturnity /paternity leave.

And the new generation will be called the coronials.

I will call this "GameOver Monopoly"

Can anyone relate? 🤣

Simpsons did it first!

Jira ticket

So what am I supposed to do?
Stay connected for life?

Dev from other team asked me for a code I had previously written. I emailed it.

Dev: Thanks, I received it but am not able to open the .py file

Me: Try using Microsoft Word.

I work in a fairly small company which provides services to other small companies. So I get to interview freshers and few experienced people who have worked in other service companies.

Most of them choke on the part where they have to solve problems using data structures.

It is brilliant

How to protect yourself from coronavirus

Didn't know HTTP/3.2 existed. Holy crap! :D

This is great

Failed!