This guy just won

It's 2019 and text-overflow: ellipsis still doesn't work with multiline texts. What the actual fuck

So our app uses some service to validate users & the validation response is received either by a callback url or by polling. Since their documentation states callbacks are rather unstable and "should not be completely relied upon", we only use polling. Client, however, wants to use the callback url and use polling only "after we are sure that callback has not been received". WTF. When we asked how will we know callback has not been received because it has not been received, we were told to start polling after like 1 hour.
?!?!?!?!?!?!

So today my boss forwards me this pdf a client sent with some requests

So how do y'all start your mondays?

Bad documentation should be punishable by death