When we push directly to production

That moment when both @dfox and @trogus ++ your rant. Yayy!

Sooo this happened when I got hired to "redesign" a website. I opened up one of the WYSIWYG areas and holy shit there were literally hundreds of break tags.

Any thoughts on whether my alternative keyboard layout will lower my risk for wrist pain? I map each key to an Amazon dash button on each edge of a large bookshelf in my office. It's lots of exercise, and I'm almost back up to my old typing speed.

Worst hackathon experience?
The day after I drunk 13 red bulls to help me plow through the 2 days.

Consolation?
First prize 😁

Debugging with love

The only reason for making a homelab

Me towards chrome browser: COME AT ME BRAH

My girlfriend and I have been bored last weekend so we made some 8bit style Lego figures which are now decorating my home office :) (well in fact she made most of them)

CAN SOMEBODY STOP THE TIME FOR A WHILE!!!

I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AND TOO LITTLE TIME!!!

FML!

PS. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DEVRANT?

When you don't have a stress ball and have to make one with resources nearby. :/

When I see a door that has a sign saying "push" I pull first to avoid conflicts

Just taking the temperature - how many people would be interested in a devRant podcast? We'd probably start with it being every other week.

It would feature things like inside devRant updates, guest interviews, rant readings, and anything else fun we could think of.

Any thoughts?

Oh, no...

That one device, whom you can (not) ask for anything ;)

I think it's time for you to power down.

First day as logistic administrator and already in need of this ribbon in excel... (was not included as a skill needed or to be known.) Let's do some after work VBA I guess.

dank memes

Windows.

After a nice clean reinstall.. some partitions didn't wanna play nice so I got my hacking tools and hacked away.

Extremely hilarious :D
Found in fb.

Where's your best place to code?

My team is working against me, seriously time to look for a new job! Bad management, piss poor communication, and...I'm in the wrong room: https://www.devrant.io/rants/285723

That feeling when the feature your team developed needs to be transferred to the other site team. Someone's taking our baby 😭.

What do you think of my new mouse pad

Just saw this one

We got a sever with two Intel Xeon E5520 processors and each processor has 8 cores and 2.27GHz.
Also the server has 36Gb of internal memory.
What do we do with it? We play Solitair 😎

Whenever I come across some acronyms...

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

The Truth :P

Code never lies!