Well, f. me, I guess...

Ok, got it microsoft, I'll not use the azure portal, you can keep not implementing it....

Debug time, Eh?

The team using the tool that I was managing just stopped using it and when asked my boss what should I do he just gave me a specification document and told me that I had two months and a visual studio license.
Before that I had only used fortran on my graduation.

That moment when you writes every document in markdown and put them in a git repository for version control.

ok, as you wish.

Architect: I've been using this architecture for 20 years now and this works nice since pascal, that's why we are using it in this J2EE app.

This was the justification that I received after hearing that I shouldn't use exceptions, just make the function return a false and add the error message to a embedded message list and make the caller capture it.

People should be careful when naming servers after Greek gods or planets.
Notifications like "URANUS will be offline this weekend" may occur.

Today I've discovered the greatest feature of CMDER: Quake style slide down. I think I am in love again.

Jackson has this adorable option of an array sintax to represent every object on a JSON where the first element of the array is the classpath of the type and the second is the object itself and someone thought it would be nice to use this notation on a REST API...
why?

So, you have to build an app for your company. Once it is done you submit it for the test team who ignores it completely. Then they assume that the best time to test it is after the production deployment and then everything becomes a urgency.
The best part is the PM trying to make you feel guilty about leaving after 12+ hours of work because you didn't finish everything.