FUCK ANDROID, FUCK SDK AND FUCK GRADLE

"Writing good code is a charity". ( - saves time, effort, mental-health, & career of next developer).

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Current mood:
That irksome moment when you want to rant and vent about a particular workplace incident but wonder if your coworkers are on devrant too.
And they certainly might figure out no matter how cryptic you are.
*puts mask back on*

thanks to my wonderful wife i had the best holiday for years.

Well shit...

SELECT * FROM [fucks_given]

0 Rows returned.

Ebay app: Hey, look at this offer, you can save 30%!

Me: Urgh, alright, let me have a look
*Clicks notification*
*Offer seems alright, took me by surprise honestly*

*Scrolls down a bit*

Ebay app: ITEM DOESN'T SHIP TO YOUR LOCATION *evil laugh*

Fucking gets me every time

Upvote if you can relate😂

Conversation today...

Guy: "Hey I need a real quick script to pull some values out of an XML document...is that possible?"

Me: "Uh...yeah that's pretty simple if that's all it has to do."

Guy: "Ok excellent I'll send you some files and documentation."

Me: "Ok so is this like a one time use thing or do you need to parse multiple of these?"

Guy: "Actually it needs to run all the time, on this specific PC, watch directories for any files that are added, then generate a XLSX files of the values, and also log information to a database. Etc"

Me: "Oh that adds quite a bit of complexity from what you originally said. It's going to take more time."

Guy: "But you said it was easy."

Well fuck you...

Obviously!

Just doing it for the pizza!

Simple but effective 😎😎😎😅😅

I finally bit the bullet and completely deleted my Facebook account! I am a free man! Fucc Facebook.

-_-

Me: Babe, can you get me some cookies?
Babe: No
Me: sudo get me some cookies

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