Just want to share some fun 😁

Not to mention a plethora of excessive swearing.

hello world!

Monday morning cup of coffee with my new mug. Definitely my favorite thing on my desk at the moment.

So we got this bug report today. This guy's my hero. If more people wrote bug reports like this, they would see faster results.

grandparents: "why can't you fix our tv? I thought you did this kind of tech stuff for a living!?"

me: "no, I build websites"

grandparents: "...."

me: "I make the internet on computers?"

grandparents: "ohhh...so could you fix our speakers? they have the blue tooth, which has the Internet, right?"

me: /facepalm

When you start to get frustrated during testing and stop using "foobar"...

(Usually it get more vulgar the more frustrated you are)

Friends not found :(

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Let's share some home screens

When you start your day with a kernel panic.

Getting windows XP flashbacks

(Sorry for cellphone pic. Taking a screenshot cleared the screen)

God dammit, this is barbaric!! How can Microsoft managed to fuck people's work every time!!

How do working professionals find time to learn new tech? Work all weekdays... Shit tired on weekends this happens for few months and suddenly kids are b building ai and stuff and u just feel dumb.. how do you guys do it? How do you stay on top of the game?

Thanks Intel

Best practice of the day:
Single responsibility principle - One class should be responsible for everything!

Either that or someone was payed for LoC. 😁

Namecheap have 90% off on SSL certificates from Comodo this Black Friday.

Boot up/shut down(different os edition)

Windows:
......eh?....
......zzzz......z...eh?
......
.....
....hold up.....zzz
....eh? Oh right!....
......z.....ok ok I am here...what?
....z...zzzzzz

Mac OS:
........
.......
..eh?
...ok I am here wtf u want?

Linux (most distros)
....snores coke...what?I AM HERE LETS GO MOFOCKA

-----shut down
Windows:
Still eating glue...
....glue....glue....glue...
WINDOWS WILL UPDATE WHE...whst are you doing with that pillow shshuahahhaah..x___x

Mac OS
.....
..ok fuck u bye whatever

Linux (most distros)
Ok bye xoxoxo talk to you lateer
**dead**

Oh sh*t

Yes, i feel guilty...

When you spend 1 hour trying to hide content by changing a class but then realise that you have a “display: block” overwriting said class 13 lines higher up. Fu** me. Fu** CSS.

Linux:

the joy of breaking things and then fixing them again