I really hate the childish corporate culture at some tech companies. Today I received my Christmas "gift" from my employer. It was a branded chocolate bar and a sticker pack. The stickers were designed by our UX designers, and the stickers look like they are made for little toddlers at kindergarten. The stickers said things like "Make Friends!" and "To The Moon!". Jesus Christ, are we little kids? The average age of an employee at my company is around 30 years old, and those are the stickers you give us? Stickers are childish anyways, but it seems like 50% of my autistic colleagues seem to like putting those ugly things on their laptops to lick the boots of upper management.

The office itself literally looks like a kindergarten. There's LEGO artwork on the walls and the "Make Friends!" and "To The Moon!" nonsense and similar motivational bullshit is plastered on all the walls. Seriously, who ever thought it's a good idea to tell 30 year old adults to "make friends!". I already have my friends, I don't need to be friends with anyone at work, and I definitely don't need to be told to do so!

Even funnier than that is the fact that the whole "To The Moon!" bullshit is a phrase introduced by upper management to symbolize their effort and wish to make our company bigger and stronger by having a bigger market share. Basically it's the rich peeps from upper management telling us to work harder and make them more successful. Today I had a meeting in which they told me they wouldn't increase my salary because they have a tight budget this year because of the economic problems we're currently facing. But that doesn't stop them from childishly motivating us with bullshit like "To The Moon!" so they can become richer themselves, while the little people at the bottom of the pyramid need to work harder without extra pay.

The most annoying part of this is that many employees lick the boots of upper management and go along with all this bullshit. God I hate cringy childish corporate culture so much.

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.

To all my fellow ranters. A merry christmas to all of you. Wish you all the best.

Mom, pick me up im scared

Should learn not to get my hopes up.. being a good dev doesn't mean you do marketing well :'(

when your coworker wants help on something but they can't seem to explain the problem or you fail to understand them explaining the problem

also not sure if i had to show them how to set a debugger breakpoint in the web browser debugger

fml

Meaningful commit message !

"Longest you worked without rest + why?"

Maybe around 7hrs or so? It may not be much, but the thing is that I had to work almost the whole night through.
I was about to show off a game at the school festival, and I had to finish multiple playable stages while not having a dedicated stage editor application; I was using Notepad as the stage builder. I had to work through the night before the event.
Ended up catching the flu after the event, but I don't regret it.

Longest I worked without rest: about 13 hours

Why: first job + young and stupid

Not dev related

It's been 3 - 4 years since I last logged in to this app

anyway, hello world!

This is what I have to deal with in my sad sad life

For loops

Finally found a community/platform to open up and get out all pent-up thoughts or should I say deeds done in the tech field. LOL

When your code finally works but you have no idea how:

Reddit has become unusable. I posted a completely innocuous request there about financial instruments. My post was immediately flagged and unpublished for no specific reason. "Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/personalfinance.
Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose." What the hell can you post to Reddit besides shitposts?

That moment when you change your username because you a get a bit too paranoid of your stalker-ish manager finding you here

But i start to get why so many people want to divide their online footprint into as many instances as possible, the less is know, the less traceable you are

The right timing.