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Crazy Coder and past Web Developer who loved to be sucked by Web Languages and their logics but nowadays getting sucked by Data Engineering..
Skills

Apache Spark, AWS, Scala, Java, Python, NoSQL, Html5, css3, JavaScript, PHP, jQuery, AJAX, Bootstrap and countless other tools/languages/frameworks
Location

India
Website

http://none of your business
Github

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Joined devRant on 6/18/2018

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AWS be like Additional work Sucks.

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Every Apache Tool be like:-

Use me today, I will get update tomorrow and day after tomorrow I will have new tool out of me that you would love to use

joke/meme tomorrow joke wk170 today apache meme
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I always put my work and tasks in a queue..

But with time that queue becomes Priority Queue with elements of my choice only.

Fuckin bullshit happen always

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I think,

Every programmer when Starts learning programming:-

'I am the one who is gonna lead the world'

But ends up saying:-

'What the fuck I was supposed to do?'🙃

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Programmers after Writing some successful code be like:-
"Chill, chill just chill"

When that code went into Testing phase:-
"Where are you now? Under the sea.. Under the sea..."

joke/meme rush rush rush to the finish line chill out

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Mind of a programmer in an Interview be like:-
Interviewer:- What's your name?
Programmer:- My name is Alice. (In mind printf("my name is %s ",name);)
Interviewer:- Where are you from?
Programmer:- India. (In mind location = &India;)

joke/meme interview programmer

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