2021 and still need a reboot to fix a multitude of consumer software issues. Fuck you, cunt.

*Clicks a random post that looks semi interesting*

devRant app: “So you have chosen death!”

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and cookie banners.

Shoutout to the homies who work with people younger than them at the same level and just ignore what we say based on this fact. You fucking muppets.

Pat yourself on the back for being in tech without actually developing anything. Become a recruiter today! 👍

Adding guru or ninja to your LinkedIn job title is just peak middle class university graduate. Typically studied marketing.

This count as an attempt at a Quine?

I find it bizarre that streaming services have a "skip intro/recap" button and clearly marks a segment in a film/show worthy of forgetting but will keep it in your "continue watching" section if you leave during the credits.

Surely you would mark this as complete if the identifiable segments exist?

I have never seen a platform that inflates the self importance of it's users as much as Twitter.

Only Apple could drop an App Library and widgets in 2020 and make a big fucking deal about it.

These mfers writing blog posts about basic shit are always the ones to drop gifs of people having their mind blown.

How fucking simple can you get?

The reason I choose only devRant over other platforms can be seen through the sane reaction to the GitHub controversy.

It's good to know that, when your fucking job isn't on the line, people become normal.

Wtf? Why is PiHole a racist?

If you wanted proof that CHAZ is full of morons, look at homie on the right.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

I can't believe developers are being told to do better when it comes to master/main. Why don't YOU do better and come up with something more worthwhile than this weak shit?

fuck this year seriously

Indian boys, can you educate me as to why your scammers drop the word "sir" so much?

Google groupthink.

I swear to god Web Designers make the same fucking design every time with a few changes.

The past few years' events have proven more and more that we should've never allowed internet use to be tied to our actual identities.

You've probably already said something that will destroy your life.

If you're thinking "what could I have possibly said?"

That's exactly the point.

Jesus fucking christ. I hate people in tech sometimes.

The year is 2030. Apple have attached cameras to their new glasses models.
Jobs at risk due to people leaking footage of their friends' jokes made with little thought.

No one is safe. Everyone is cancelled.

Shout-out to the sites that make cookie popups the least annoying they can by actually providing options in the quickest way.

Those that hide them while having "allow all" take up 50% of the modal? Suck my fucking nuts.

If you don't follow The Olognion, I suggest you do. It's hilarious.

Just me who doesn't get the attraction to making everything relating to a desktop RGB?

So, I turned personalized ads off on YouTube and they've been fucking hilarious from being so bad.

Here's one I've just gotten. "Take care of the pregnant"

Too cheap to pay for Spotify so youtube-dl in termux will do

Gonna tell my kids this was the first spacex suit

Just me who cringes when people replace brand names they don't like with things like "winshit" or "shitter"?

Not defending any brands though, obviously.

Searching for a Google Home on Amazon returns an Amazon Echo... I mean, fair enough. 😂