Fuck America. Fuck Google. They're just worried about the dominance of Huawei.

New dev guy in office, Does zero research when stuck in somewhere while doing a task. Goes around asking the team if they had done that before. Talks on the phone for like 10-15 mins with god knows who when he has a technical problem.

Doesn't even bother to do a simple debug before complaining about an exception in a service to the dev who wrote it (if he knows the dev who wrote it)

Interestingly, he marks the tasks he does in a google sheet in red, yellow and green rows that's shared with our tech lead.

Not that he bugs me or anything, but just thought i should share this here.

Did you know that
console.table(arr);
will let you print whole JavaScript arrays in table form in console?

Stackoverflow is down.. What a nightmare!

Facebook devs be like,
Today I'm gonna change a variable name and release a new app version.

Z2: 3GB RAM
Z3: 3GB RAM
Z3+: 3GB RAM
Z4v: 3GB RAM
Z5: 3GB RAM
Z5 "Premium": 3GB RAM
X: 3GB RAM
X "Performance": 3GB RAM
ZX: 3GB RAM

Sony.. Alright...

Thinking how the fuck did the variable became undefined and realizing you defined the variable in an asynchronous rest call...