@rootshell the issue is that I have legal situations, due to which I cannot work for companies outside of Germany for about a year, unless I do such minimal work that goes under the radar.
Or maybe I hit you up once my tax shit is fixed and I can work outside without risks?

@rootshell I'm willing to do part time work for you. 😜
I do data science and ML stuff,but I really dislike nlp and anything to do with (human) languages.

😐 I was being sarcastic, in case anyone missed it.

@retoor I agree. Gotta prevent babies the old fashion way: kick that mofo in the nut before he cums. 😒

Don't need special condoms. A smartwatch can actually tell you that info too. (Heart rate patterns)

Same tho

Oh, also I've been getting ghosted left and right. Have not heard back from any other places I've applied to in months.

📌

Set it all on fire?
Poison everyone so you have more time while they're all miserable?
Give up and start a cat coffee shop?

It's just a job. You exchange money for your knowledge and expertise. Don't value it above that. It shouldn't define your self worth, mood or mental health condition.

@IleneHoeger honestly, I don't remember. Who were you? Who are you? Who are we? Why are we here? Where are my toes? And so on and so forth.

Unless you're Jase. Then just reply with emojis.

Preach!

@ANTIASYLUMIST discrimination is strong in academia. I have experienced it first-hand.

@Wisecrack I would rather be alleft, but I'm not. Still crawling.

@Wisecrack personally, massive difference. I don't do relationships that way.

We talking about a sucker punch or relationship?

@Demolishun a good nail technician actually doesn't leave a gap under your nails, more than it naturally would be. Also, you're advised to use a brush when you wash your hands for this exact reason. (No one actually does all the time, but like once a day or so, people do. You can buy those nail brushes from any drugstore) Plus the nails themselves are a self-cleaning utility. If anything, short nails are more likely to not be cleaned at all.
I can't maintain long nails, but I've tried them a few times bcuz of a friend. They're manageable.

@retoor hah. I recently came to the conclusion that I don't have any friends, but many acquaintances. So that's that. (Yes, I am the problem)

@retoor plans go out the window at a moment's notice. At this point, I don't even plan really, I just prioritize.

Someone please report this creep to the police. (He's in UK, I think?)

@jestdotty yes, I am. I'm a scientist and I understand statistics. No bigger proof than child and mother mortality for me over the past 200 years. As well as the rising life expectancy. It just needs a bit of logic to understand.

@jestdotty don't need no books. I've seen the rows of dead babies in villages where vaccines couldn't reach long ago. I didn't deserve that image. The antivaxx do tho.

I recommend we give antivaxx polio just for fun. No vaccine, raw dog that paralysis. Hep B, as a plus, if that didn't kill.

She was the ice princess. 😞

@Demolishun oi! Be polite! She was many times the man Hitler and all his lackeys couldn't be.

Maybe it was not a waste, but it wasn't pleasant either. I'm lonely, not even a few good friends after years of living here. And clearly I don't even have a good job.

@retoor I'm similar. I got here because I thought I'd hide away from the world in a small town and focus on my PhD, but the people here are horrible and I was not allowed to really use a robot. I've wasted years.

... No joke, I tear up thinking about it.

@retoor none of those. Some stories involving HR, and he basically told me "I would fire you if I could".

@Demolishun already am on mg because of sleep, at least.
Is there magnesium in gaviscon? If yes, even more so.

I also haven't been able to eat for like over a day cuz of the pain and nausea. Low sugar is a big bitch.

The biggest bitch tho, is that according to google the fact that I cannot finish a deep satisfying breath is because I've been having mini panic attacks. So I'm breathing deeper and longer and that causes lower co2 in blood which apparently messes with the head and body. I constantly feel like yawning, but the yawn never arrives. It's annoying. The current method for dealing with it is basically holding my breath in like a child. FML.

Just need to not get fired for like 2 more months AND study enough for the language exam... Kill me plz.