That's totally relatable. What say devs??

Oh my God..

!rant
User: "Hello, I'd like to hear a torrent joke."
Tracker: "I will refer you to people who can tell you a torrent joke."
Peer 1: "Why d"
Peer 2: "cken "
Peer 3: "road?"
Peer 4: "id th"
Peer 3: "cross"
Peer 1: "e chi"
Peer 5: " the "
Peer 2: "the o"
Peer 4: "To ge"
Peer 1: "side."
Peer 5: "ther"
Peer 2: "t to "

My fiancee thought I'd make for a good theatre writer, cause I've got so many scripts!

Exactly 😂😂

A small dose of humor for the day.

Intelligent conversation

XBOX is short for XBox One X
GNU is short for GNU Not Unix
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Recursive Definitions

"Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing." - Dick Brandon

Daily poetry.

What kind of ad is this supposed to be? 😂

I'm homeless 😣😣

Hahaha barcode's suicide 😂

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

The reasons of existence behind every programming language.

Colleague: OOP is so elegant, isn't it? *Stares at me with a greedy smile*

Me: ?

Colleague: look how classy it gets!

Kms

alias please=sudo

Well yeah. He is right!

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

Manager: Hi
Developer: Duh

Google is a bit confused about what "wtf" mean :-)

!rant, cool anyway

You know what they say?

"ROM was not built in one day"

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Linux is love...

*Evil Laugh*😈
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We all have our favourites

Download WannaCry at School's PC. Class canceled till further notice...

And now i'm feeling guilty every time i call new Guid().

The "startup idea"-guy starterpack ... "I just need some one to code it."

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence." - Jeremy S. Anderson