Wanna learn coding in single night?

When you install a program and you realize just beat a world record.

8-Bit Cat

Photoshop,...

because why use an:

IDE / editor,
terminal,
SASS/LESS compiler,
package managers,
git,...

when you can make your website as a photo, slice it up and export to html. EASY PEAZY

Reading other people's code.

Math teacher: 1+1=?
Me: one zero
Math teacher: wrong!
So i gived to her my calculator (in binary mode :-) )
Me: check the answer.
Math teacher: [saw 1+1=10 on calc] thinks about 10 seconds LOL then says: you calculator is broken!

It's as if it can read my mind.

When there are only 2 pages on Google you know you're in serious shit.

Are you Leopard?

So true

Reality

Well that's a bummer

Dev superpower? Make visual studio install in less than 3 days and without restarting Windows a hundred times.

Client: how much for a face recognition system?
...
Client: well fuck you that's too expensive, I ll have my nephew do it.

Every single time:

Me: CTRL+S
Sublime Text: Would you like to purchase a license now?
Me: Cancel
Me: CTRL+S (again)

Pretty sure the last one is not needed, but can't help!

Protip: always check for snarky comments before pushing

2b || !2b ?

Does this company update my servers?

positive thinking 💭

This type of websites need to chill 😄

I need to explain to a client how pc work. I use this image. Now every time my client explain what a pc is start talking with "it worked like a WC"... What I have done?

Hotdog or Not Hotdog

Happy 17th of may from London

Another Ctrl joke ova here

UNLIMITED POWAAAA!

Everyone has their stress balls, cubes, pillows, spinners etc.
Only what I have is my stress table
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Me: PHP, please load the images.
PHP: No.
Me: Come on PHP, the deadline is tonight.
PHP: Haha nope.
Me: What if I swap the libraries?
PHP: Still no.
Me: What if I add a symlink?
PHP: No. And also I hate you.
Me: *gives up and sends an email to the client saying we have to delay the release*
PHP: lololol jk here's the images haha
Me: :/

Grab some popcorn

Finally deactivated my FB account! Best decision of my life!

Working a new job be like...

Me: Sometime I talk to myself.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..