Back-end as a service for Real-time applications, based on a multi-layered micro-services stack [more details]

Comment I found in the code today ;)

You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

Finally, the time has come!!!!

ES6 + flex everywhere in app without webpack, gulp etc...
Now app needs to support IE11
FML

So.... yeah, making a Scratch clone (with more features) is frustrating and super hard.

Major problems include
- Drag&Drop from listbox to usercontrol - stress level : 3/10
- connect blocks when two blocks are close to each other - stress level : 10/10
- generate live code when there was a change in blocks editor - stress level : 9/10
- write a compiler or some interpreter that converts block code to real c# code - stress level : 10/10
- generate output by calling csc.exe - stress level : 1/10
- make code at least readable - stress level : 7/10

TIL Powershell is open source (MIT)!

https://github.com/PowerShell/...

Apparently Microsoft has opensourced a lot of stuff:

https://opensource.microsoft.com

Here's the list, sorted by "awesomeness" (I kid you not):
https://opensource.microsoft.com//...

Interesting (ง°ل͜°)ง

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

Sphagettt

One giant leap for mankind :D

captcha these days... 😂

I really want to.
I want to get away from Windows.
But I have yet to find a distro that works.

Today I tried again again.
I found out Linux Mint released version 19.
Snapshots integrated. Cool. I will try it.

Installed with Cinnamon. Looks nice. Everything is running fast.

Aaaaand I hate the mouse movement...
Why is there no 1:1 movement? Is acceleration on? Does not feel like it.
Ok. We can fix this right?
Opened the Mouse settings.
There is no way of deactivating mouse acceleration. Only customizing the amount of acceleration. What?

Ok customize it. No change at all.
Try extreme settings. Nothing.

Google for a solution. Says I should install dconf-editor and change settings there.

Install it, change the settings. Hey it works!
It is far from perfect but I can live with that.

Now the scroll wheel is so slow...
But there is no setting at all? Not even in dconf-editor.

Google the solution. Need to install imwheel and configure it. Really?
Okay will do. I wanna use this.

Finally. Mouse works as it should.

After all that, why is my lap so hot? Fucking hell the cpu seems to be burning.

Fuck that!
I am out! Back to Windows!

Been a bash person for quite some time, but my new job has me doing a lot of windows admin. I gotta say, powershell ain't as bad as I thought it would be.

I don't know why everyone seems to think Chrome uses too much memory... My work machine has 32 GB of RAM and it runs fine with Chrome only consuming half of that. I'm thinking of upgrading to 128 GB and then I'll be able to run Chrome AND Atom at the same time!

When you tell students to use functions...

Happened way back when I was still in high school and facebook was relatively new. We used to own a cyber cafe.

--

The Guy: (Talking to other customers) I'll have you know that I'm a graduate in Computer Science! *Proceeds to boast about self and other bullshittery*

Others: *In awe*

Me: *Veeeery Skeptical*

A few days later...

The Guy: (Talks to me) Hey, there seems to be a problem with your internet. I can't log in on facebook.

Me: Could you try to do what you are doing again?

...

The Guy: See, doesn't work.

Me: Have you registered your account on facebook?

The Guy: Huh? What are you talking about? I have my Yahoo! mail.

Me: ..You need to register your email on facebook in order to log in.

The Guy: What?? I don't get it. I am registered and have a Yahoo! mail!

Me: *Brain Sigh*

(I proceed to help him register his email on facebook)

The Guy: Oh, you had to register on facebook! Now I get it! I thought that if you created an email you can immediately use that to log in to facebook.

Me: *Internal facepalm x1000*

(This guy is a Computer Science graduate? Oh PLEASE. )

At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

She: My code is like my babyyy.

Me: mv function.py diapers.py

Stupid people.

Back when I was a total noob at programming probably 6-7year back. I once fucking try to memorize even-odd number program for the practical test because I was unable to understand anything related programming.

It was like - read 20times the include statement and try to remember what was in between < >.

I totally feel embarrassed now after looking back, that silly me didn't even try programming properly.

Web on Phone :
Status : ✅
upload images : ✅
Direct Messages : ❎

app for Windows PC
Status : ✅
upload images : ❎
Direct Messages : ✅

Web on PC
Status : ✅
upload images : ❎
Direct Messages : ❎

app for WP
Status : ❎
upload images : ✅
Direct Messages : ❎

🙄🤷‍♂️ May be instagram was meant for Android and Iphones only

Made my day 😂😂

Me vs a government employee in India...
Me: You should have setup net banking on your website. I had to travel 20 miles to get to your office to make a payment.
Employee: Sir, we do have net banking enabled.
Me: I searched all over your website but couldn't find it.
Employee: Oh! Well, I guess it stopped working since it rained yesterday.

It takes strength

Boss: Let's move our servers to the cloud. We should use Amazon Azure.

I am dubtful about this calendar app...

Never thought I'd say this but I'm starting to like windows

Whenever the PM is pushing us to work "extra hard" on projects I usually drop this in the company slack channel 😁

All jokes aside, get over it...

I'd be handing in my two weeks notice if I got some shit like this.

Don't get me wrong, I understand it's not that professional to swear during work every sentence. But come on, I'm going to swear if I fucking want to every once in a while.

„We love open source, so we'll just buy all of it!“
— Microsoft, 2018/06/04