GF: Did you watch a movie while you were sleeping?
ME: (Syntax Error): How could i watch a movie while sleeping?
GF: No, the name of the movie is "while you were sleeping"
ME: oh, you forgot quotes for string

Oh poor Libre😂

✈️ to my girlfriend's place to meet her after years of long distance relationship.
Wish me luck guys

Bye Windows - Hello Ubuntu Budgie

Eating chips with chopsticks, so your keyboard won't get fatty. :D

It's 2018 and I am forced to add new features on project that was deployed in 2003 and lastly updated at 2009.

Best part is that PHP version on the production server is [drum roll] 4.3.8. I found out that this version was the latest at July 2003. On top of that, server runs on Windows Server 2003 and the database is oracle (meaning php driver is needed).

I have spent a WHOLE WEEK just trying to recreate that environment in order to start working on the new features.

Sorry for grumping but I had to take it out somewhere.

Setup at work.

stressful day at work. pair programming stresses me out.

Spec sheet vs implementation.

(lateral pull down machine at my school’s gym)

Now this is creative answer for JS keywords 😀

Life hack

credits to @mattiasgeniar

How I'll be working at 90...damn apple care homes

Java in a nutshell:

"expected duration: 49"