wtf... it seems OneDrive has downgraded my free 100GB storage.... I thought that was supposed to be locked in for life..... :(

O wellz... yes that's 2TB free though the servers are in China...

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

!rant
Saw many people share their setups, so here's mine right now.

Ubuntu new release changelogs be like:

- New number
- New funky animal

Pycharm works like a charm 👌👌

beep beep I'm a sheep

When Startup Fails you don't fail because you made the product of your dreams

I was presenting a paper about "P5.js". My line began with "P5.js is a javascript library ... (and I went on)".

After my conclusion one of the judges asked me "Is this based on JavaScript?"

My reply "No sir, Magic!".

(Funny part - Got first prize.)

The CEO at the company I work at has been telling our partners that our PIA is ready. It took me a week to figure out what the hell a PIA was but he actually meant API

Magic Lantern took it to a next level. This pisses of photographers every year 😂

Desperately searching stackoverflow for an answers. NOT FOUND. Posting it as a question. MARKED DUPLICATE! What kind of sorcery is this? :D

Her: Hunny when will you be done?
Me: 5 more minutes, am almost done solving this issue

The lie we all tell

Check for solution reverse engineered.

Unity is my game

Today I don't have much of work. Should I :
1. Start reading about Machine Learning
2. Read and understand Rust( is it being used actively and does it have scope? )
3. Check out some new imnew-tryme.js framework.
4. Crib about my ex dating someone else.

That moment when something bad happens and ctrl+Z pops in to your head. Then realise ur not using a computer.

Remember that question on Stackoverflow: GIF or JIF?
Today, my teacher pronounced Github as Jithub... Now, I know why they asked. No offense, it's just weird for me.

Good Innovation !!

This baby just arrived 😍
Finally found a nice place for the sticker.

My Boss: Let's do single page web but we wont use any framework.

And yes, how fuck I ended up myself with almost half 10k of lines.

Ok so 10 yrs ago:-

Professor: Make this web front-end with blah blah blah pages.

*I create the thing and submit it*

<Next lecture i come in class and the projector is showing my website>

<I get excited that im bout to be praised for my work infront of whole class>

<I grab a seat>

Professor: I had high hopes from you. I did not expect PLAGRISM from YOU.

Me: Wwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaat the faaaaaaaaaaaaq??? Where is it which part????

Professor: Ive seen "lorem Ispem" before somewhere else. This is fucking plagrism.

<I sat 15 mins in disbelief>
<Got out of class>
<Dropped out of the course>

What the fuck is this, 9gag day? Stop with the crappy memes!

Facebook from another perspective. Apparently hundreds of 15TB nodes die there every friggin day, and yet no single post is erased 🤔

This one made me giggle....lol 😂

Hmm, bug or something? Unless devrants code can look into the future...

"False Positive" and "False Negative" errors

System.io.weed

New shipment is in. You can never have enough Raspberry Pi's. ;)

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no