Windows in a nutshell...

😂 😂. Fact!

When you are in the elevator with like 20 people and everyone is looking at a white screen with ads and pictures and a blue tab bar in the top.
And i am the only one with the strange looking purple app and only english with no ads.

Time to stop twitter and facebook.

Cooperation with a graphic company is like a never-ending story. Return them styles to fix something, they fix the thing, but also break few other things. 😒

Now they fixed colors of links in main menu, but also made the text color in a context menu same as its background... 😫

Looks like I've to stop saving every now and then! 😂

Something which I felt inspirational.. As a programmer or as a Human being, it's our duty to teach others what we know well !
(My Personal opinion)

That feeling of giving birth to a child, when the pull request on which we are working for a week is finally merged into master. 😂😂

My 1 liner change cant possibly break production.

I was called over by a colleague. She needed help because her computer kept telling her that she did not have permission to run certain programs or access certain files.

She logged in to Windows in front of me. The first thing that I noticed that the username was her office email address. I asked her about it.

Me: Why is your username your email address?
Her: It was this way when I got it.
Me: That is impossible. I made every Windows installation here and I always use the same username which is [companyname] as it is our policy.
Her: I'm telling you, this is the way it was when I got it.
Me: Are completely sure?
Her: Well.... someone else must have renamed it.
Me: So someone fired up your laptop, used your password to log in and changed the username to your email?
Her: I don't understand it either. Is it possible that it happened accidentally, on its own?
Me: ...

Then I explained to her that changing the username on Windows 10 may result in problems with file permissions.

I am not mad because she didn't know about this. I am mad because of her idiotic lies.

When you are deep into coding😉😉

Something I ensure stays on the whiteboard at my company 24/7

-Be a university student
-Work with SCR(OT)UM for the first time
-Divide tasks into 3 day sprints
-Watch the SCRUM master go nuts and the project fail

Never again

True shit

Can't find the bug for hours. Next day find it immediatly.
Sometimes try and get some distance to your code.

Where are the BIG data guys ?

Guy: I don't understand how people could actually learn or work as programmers.. It's so boring.

Me: have you ever programmed before?

Guy: yes

Me: what language?

Guy: matlab

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the balls. Actually just I thought about it. Maybe 3 hours later.

Love your job, not your company.

Didn't knew deleting a rant takes away the ++ associated with it too ..

When coding takes over your life!🙈

One thing I can't stand: users interrupting my work. I guess there's a solution ;)

When your Artificial neural network set the weights right through the first iteration.

Never tired to say to them...

Don't trust autosave ( -_-)

Well... Yeah... that can be a way of doing it. But really?

It's not much, but this is where I code and I love it! Better cluttered than empty...

If I had a dev superpower it would be the ability to generate 3D printed objects at will so I could have more cool shit on my desktop.

Never. Work. Without. Contract. Fuck this one guy for not paying me after 4 weeks of work!

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

Turn water into coffee.
IT Jesus

An ability to port all Windows games to Linux without performance loss due to bad ports and bad drivers so I won't have to dual boot anymore.