Finally, my dream standing desk setup has come true 😭

Deep learning!

Ibm quantum computer

iMac pro now available.

Open the website, look at the price, laugh out loud, close website.

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

Windows things. Someone's antivirus had been expired.

So... ranters! Where are you from? Let's try to Make a chart with geographic distribution... what do you think?

FOR FUCK SAKE APPLE! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL IN THIS WORLD!

Was creating a signed file of the app to upload to their store and while XCode (that bitch!) was working on it, Slack, and Postman crashed!
Do I need to say why or you already knew it is because XCode ate all the RAM -.-

This my fellow friends is what every christmas_tree should look like

Release time :)

Staring at you, Angular(JS)

I almost died crossing the street today.
I saw all the code i ever wrote pass before my eyes.

My coworker insists that:
if (x == true)

Is better than:
if (x)

I'm losing my mind.
Send Help.

There is no way to Uninstall most apps in Mac. Rather than moving it to trash, macuninstaller finds all the possible folders and files related to that app for you. It's being developed in python [more details]

Alarm Levels on my phone:

Level 1: 06:00 it's the right time to wake up, take a shower and breakfast.

Level 2: 07:00 ok it is the normal time to wake up..

Level 3: 07:30 you must wake up to go to work in time.

Level 4: 07:45 you're already late you lazy ass

Level 5: 08:00 you're already late.

Level 6: 09:00 just checking you're alive

Got the other devs in my office their own debugging rubber duckies.

Skills: JavaScript, PHP, Ruby, Python, Java, C++, Go, Perl

Meaning: I wrote"Hello world" in each of these.

So many hello worlds today.
Did devRant got featured somewhere?

Not sure ... 😌

These are the heroes that devRanters need...

I mixed coffee types today... My eye is twitching and my office is spotless... And I started a program to monitor all our apps at all times... We'll see if it works in the morning 😂

Would suck to be a programmer in NK

Washing the dishes.

Somehow it helps me think more clearly. This is why I'll never buy a dish washer.

:))))))

Biggest dev sin:

I get revenge on idiots (teachers) by writing all my code on one line... 😈