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I code stuff that does things.
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HTML, CSS, JS, PHP
Location

Knoxville, TN

Joined devRant on 4/25/2016

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Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...

As a programmer:

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Yes I am a computer science major; No I'm not volunteering to be your IT guy.

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"yes! this is exactly what I was asking for!!!" -said no client ever

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*drinks while coding*
*next morning* 'Da fuq?'

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#truth

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We may have lost quizzo, but we won best team name with "404 Error: Team Name Not Found" 😎

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When they find a bug at 4:50

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When people ask me how I learned "coding"
http://m.youtube.com/watch/...

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That awkward moment when you're only dev working on almost dead project and you start making changes in production and then move it to development servers 😬

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I wonder if he knows that he almost always reeks of stale pot

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Coworker that is a "Senior Software Developer": ”Well, websites crash all the time, so we don't need to address that bug. Users will think it's normal.”

#weneedanotherplague #youaretheproblem #seniordevelopermyass

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What are these lines for?

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Maybe I'm alone on this one, but when JS developers talk about the frameworks they use- it sounds the same as a hipster talking about the bands that I probably haven't heard of

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