me, to an HR: look at my GitHub, it has amazing projects!
my projects:

Me: *recommends devRant to colleagues*
Me: *now too scared to posts rants about shit at work*

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(yes, that's me)

Why do I feel like developers at Zoom don't have a life: They release a list of over hundreds of new updates and bug fixes almost everyday. As much as I give them credits I also still feel sorry for them.

I accidentally posted a Photoshopped image of my boss in her teams channel. I deleted it immediately, but I believe she saw it briefly. She never mentioned it, but things have been awkward ever since.

Came up with this meme at 3 in the morning

Seriously, what is the point of a 1px border-radius? It's barely discernible from 0. It looks like the button got slightly dented in transit or something.

If you're going to round the corners, at least go 2px so it's noticeable by the average user or not at all. COMMIT! :)

java ...

Accurate 😂

>Sets up a personal VPN
>Works on Android
>Works on Windows
>Works on Linux
>Doesn't work on MacOS
...Thanks, Apple... I guess someone always has to be the weird one out.

So while I’d been away ....
I had my first baby in December :)

The buses in my town has started stopping 2 meters after the bus stop, making people hop on through the back doors. Quite a clever solution tbf.

hey, just got landed here

Getting ready for another day at work.

They seem to think that scrum is the perfect tool to micromanage their team.

Thanks guys for the creative ideas on how to get back on her, but I'm doing the responsible thing and I'll send them a nice email detailing why that's fucked up and what they need to change.

Adding important words like, "that behaviour is affecting team integrity" or "it demotivates people", "It is counter productive", "it diminishes team performance", "instills fear".

Maybe, or I'll stick to my work hours and wait for my contract termination notice. 🤣

Blockchain. There for a good 20-30 years, now a fad, gone in the future.

I do not understand people who critique Python for using indentation to mark code blcoks. I've seen multiple posts being like "Uhh in Python a missing space breaks everything and it's so hard to find it". Yeah so hard when the interpreter throws a parse error and tells you exactly which line it's on. Let me go back to a bracefest language, misplace a brace halfway through the file, and get told there's a syntax error at the end, and spend a whole two minutes finding it.

This is a mind-blowing mate in 4. Let's call it "Schrödinger's Mate".

I thought it would be good prank change semicolons to Greek question mark in my boss' code where his delivery date is today. I thought he will spend like at least few minutes figuring it out.

He ran make, immediately figured it out and even corrected with sed only. Then yawned and looked at me with a smirk. Now I am getting paranoid what he will do as revenge

Is it a good approach to use MariaDB in one Server and MongoDB in another one to store various client's data?
The reason I need MongoDB is because the client has to create custom Maintenance Checklist (which mean he has to create rows and columns), and then submit these data based on specific period. And I am finding hard time how to design this on MariaDB, even with dynamic columns since it might bring performance issue.

I
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who
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got a cup custom printed!

oh no! my greatest nemesis!

Took me hours to set this shit up and finally everything is clean and ready for work

Thank you

Good luck💦little one💦

Fire hazard hides where you would expect it the least

"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

Sometimes I get these negative emotions when I see people use cracked software.

Something wrong with me?

For shits I opened myh spam box in gmail. There was a flood of spam from dating.lt . I wanted to just go over there and see if I somehow have an account in there. And delete it if possible.

But when I tried to log in with my usual "spam credentials" -- this hapened

Yeah ofcourse, Gotta be today's special 😂😂😅

Found this guy by accident while searching for some render, mind blowing what you can do in excel.

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