*Creator of kubernetes applying for job*

Them: so how many years of experience?

Creator: 6 years of experience.

Them: that's not enough.

@kakamble-aiims on the left?

@kakamble-aiims the guy in the middle??

@hack still not sure who you're referring to 😕

That is so relatable

You can still upgrade to Windows 10 or downgrade to Windows xp they use less ram

Also consider adding more ram to your computer or increase the page file, that message is might be a "you" problem and not windows 8 problem 😊

"easiest way to kill parents of children" 🧐

Clean code and more nodes/workers?, Then it should be faster than the other groups 😜

@AlgoRythm i do work hours times pi instead, but beside that I do the same as you 😊

@stop then we're two 😄, I have access to my own azure subscription with no limitations

@stop ours is also locked down completely with self signed certificate and everything running through a proxy (so they can monitor traffic and block everything with the origin of Russia and China or a Cloudflare ip...)

Of cause I found my ways around it 😁, but it's not beautiful...

Let's hope you're getting the latest version of Windows 10 and not running the 2017 version like we are at my work... At least we have the latest security patches..

Pro-tip: If you want to avoid getting hangovers keep drinking, and if possible go for Ballmer's peak

Friday - Started working on a npm package for AdonisJS
Saturday - Finished the package
Sunday - Wrote documentation and released the package

That was my weekend

@karma's option might be the best choice

Pull out shotgun and take control

My resolution this year is still the same as last year... 2256x1504 pixels

@-ANGRY-STUDENT- I do it anyway, I don't care about the vote block, voting isn't that important 😊

@-ANGRY-STUDENT- isn't that what's the -- is for 😄?

Ping is to high, 2 or less or I'm out

Find a new friend.

One that's not a psychopath

Apparently he don't trust the value of he's variable 😂😂

Passengers safety first

So you're saying that bing and duckduckgo does a better job at helping you with your drunk questions than other search engines?

@kleopi I didn't get one either 😓

Nice update, but I think there is a bug in it, still can't pick a bottle of mead 😕

Plz fix asap, it's urgent, *insert redundant things clients might say trying to get it done faster*

The first part and the second (but with only 6 months) I had in one of my previous contracts, but I signed it anyway, cause even doe I sign it, they aren't allowed to write that, so I can still do it, because we have certain rules that prevents companies from doing that, but they still try to

Years ago (more than 12years) I had a fair use cap on 1TB, today I have no use cap for a 100/100 fiber connection that cost me $49

@netikras I'm not stupid 😄, I have already told them that if they keep interupting me every 5 minutes (which is not an exaggeration), then I won't get anything done, and when half a day have passed without anything done that's my strategy to keep my job 😄

Damn it looks neat, I'm still in the verification process 😅

Yeah they're quite awesome, had mine since they finished their first production after their campaign 😊