Anyone up for a nice relaxing cola?

Umm guys... I don't think I was supposed to find this

They say, MATHS is a universal language,
They say, WAR is a universal language,
They say, LOVE is a universal language,
They say, SEX is a universal language,
.
.
I say C is the universal Language!!!

Anyone care to explain why programs nowadays use so much bloody RAM? We went to the moon on what amounted to a bunch of potatoes wired to each other, Linux (a whole bloody OS) with a graphical interface consumes only a couple hundred MB of RAM, but my IDE needs 1+GB?

Seriously, unless you're handling very large amounts of data (like a high res image or doing some insanely crazy math, I doubt there's any need for such high usage. I get it, 8/16GB is commonplace, but that doesn't mean more should be used for shits and giggles...

Forgot to post a thing yesterday:

age++; //🎉

Just making sure it doesn't overheat :)

yourBrain.use(); // java.lang.NullPointerException

Character lost

Don't know if this has been posted before. But I could not stop laughing 😂😂

When you don't pay your full stack developers

Just wrote little poem. for my girlfriend

Amazing, oh wait...

> be me
> last hour in office
> trying to figure out solution
> figured out a plausible solution
> write the code
> power outage before I compile

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, on the bright side I committed it locally...

This snippet was found in Thanos’ bash history:

```
ps Sh | sort -R | awk 'NR % 2 {print $1}' | xargs sudo kill -9
```

If this is a duplicate, do let me know.
Source: shitheadsteve

Letting the competent employee do the work

/* MacOS source code
Copyright Snapple, Inc
Private and confidential */

void resumeFromSleep() {
if (rand() > RAND_MAX / 2) {
freezeSystem();
} else {
reallyResumeFromSleep();
}
}

I thought it was worth sharing :)

Age.Increment()

Some idiot at my school mixed up java and javascript.

Anyone train a model with wooden laptop? Will it make the lifespan shorter? 😬

githubcommit level 10k

I think it was on the final level of Doom.

Fuck Apple right in the eye hole for trying (and probably succeeding) to normalize phone pricing at hundreds of dollars above the current market. This is going to make Android OEMs follow suit, and the world gets a little shittier for everyone.

When you live in a 3rd world country, get a relatively expensive 16mbps connection (that's still very unreliable), and try to clone WebKit… why the hell is it so large even with `--depth 1` and `--single-branch`? Why doesn't `git clone` support resuming/incremental cloning? Is this even 2018?

I want to code but life is actively fighting me right now. I hate this.

/rant

Poor things!

When server feels down

Fuck man.. Only this is left to invent...

Just Started Using Kotlin, Never Going Back To Java.

Can we please stop with this shit... its seriously annoying...
Like "master" and "slave" are literally the perfect terminology to explain what is being described... please leave ideology at home...