I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

The satisfaction a developer get when you see something hacked publicly.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Use Vim. What could happen?...

Well, that's true. ;)

Only 5 minutes until it's only 15 minutes to only 1 hour until lunchbreak

I need vacation

I wish I had one..

Yes it is a wireless mouse! lol.

First day at my first workplace as a dev. waiting for my laptop to load up, nothing happens, black screen. waiting sitting patiently and silently for approx. 20 minutes.

the monitor was off.

Made this sign for the office a while back. Though you guys might appreciate it!

This image is still the best explanation of a project.

I'm starting to really like this place

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

That moment when reading devRant is more enjoyable than reading facebook

Best weather for coding :)

everything has a terrible api unless you made it yourself

"cannot null. please try null again" Well, ok...

Every programmers dream keyboard, I got mine today!

What do you think ?

anybody else?

the moment when i write a long comment ob facebook, and i hit ctrl+s

One of the dumbest things I've done as a dev... I was a front-end/php guy that got hired into a asp.net company. My boss told me to take down a section of the website. I hopped on the server and started looking at files and saved a config file. 2 minutes later I had 3 devs in my office asking what I'd done that took down our entire network.

Thankfully my boss laughed it after they republished the site, but that was my intro into asp.net development.

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

This is way too true.

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.