Software engineer

Quite true about those EA basterds.

Just another morning waking up as a js dev

Inevitable

Minimum punishment it is

Forgot my headphones😫😭

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

so true!!

So true 💡

Realizing...

Simple flowchart XD

Is this true?

So the lady that owns the coffee shop at the office park I work in, is as obsessed with coffee as I am, and very proud of her cappuccino making skills.
As a result of our discussions about coffee, when ever I come into the shop, she takes over from the barista to make my cappuccino personal to ensure that it's perfect.
That is a wonderful gesture, but the barista make a much better cappuccino than she does.
I don't want to hurt her feelings, what do I do?

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

😬😬😬

Many can relate. 🤔

When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

Decide who I want to be

You know, exiting Skype is even harder than exiting Vim

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

I had a headache. I googled my symptoms, now am a cancer patient 🙄

admin
admin

My laptop got stolen the other day. The thing I miss the most? My 40+ open tabs!

Get rid of required minimal lines of code for project assignments.

I
Will
Slap
The
Fucker
Who
Codes
Like
This
As
Many
Times
Per
Fucked
Up
Line

Understand some students might have better solutions. Not accepting better solutions proves you're a bad teacher.

Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

https://linu.xxx

I finally own that domain name!

Any ideas on what to do with it?

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code