Well fuck, I hope it returns an unsigned short. Why can't you just return a color type?

😂😂

I didn't see anybody posting it yet, but the vsCode options icon has a christmas hat!

so, its almost 2018 and Xamarin.Forms still doesn't support RTL..

really, really xamarin guys?

Who gets it differently, too?

the c in devRant stands for client

(Me using the CMD in class)

Schoolmate: What are you doing?

Me: Using the CMD, it makes stuff really easier.

Schoolmate(loudly): *MY NAME* is hacking the schooooool.

Ignorant idiots now I am not allowed to use my laptop in class anymore.

My new year's resolution:
- Learn more Java
- Build a web server with Java
- Make a 3D game with no frameworks in Java
- Make a simple Android app with java
- Try JavaOS
- Tell people I know Java

Why is it HTTPS instead of SHTTP. I mean, apple doesn't call it the Phonei. Oh wait, just looks at "SHTTP" again... now I know why.

*sees a bug on unprofessional website*
Me: tell the admin
Me to me: hack it

Does anyone else compact their code to make it look as complicated as possible just to be a jackass or make yourself look smart?

Dev: *walks into therapy office*
Therapist: what's the problem?
Dev: I'm a developer in a retirement home
Therapist: MARTHA CALL 911!!!

I swear to god if I made a website twice as good as Google my friends would still use Gmail to piss me off

Me: what's the square root of 5+7(2*4) / 4?

Him: *takes half a second* about 3.74

Intel i7: fucking loser

What was your first language? What would you wish your first language was instead (if you didn't like it)?

Anyone here use Go? Just wondering...

Some comments are helpful, some aren't

What OS is the best for programming?
Me:

"Whats the best name?"

I feel bad for Monkey X, I've never used it, but it sounds like a good language. You've probably never used it - it's a cross platform language that compiles natively to iOS, Android, Windows, Mac, and more. It also can be exported into an HTML5 game. There's only been one successful app made with it. I feel so bad for it...

Pee eight-cha pee

I like you if you're not a dev.

I like you if you're a dev.

I don't like you if you're not a dev but you try to act one.

*computer fell, broken in pieces*

Me calling [Microsoft] tech support: hey can you check my warranty on this computer, I think I broke it?

Tech support: yes sir but we must first go through the troubleshooting steps,

Me: no, no I just-

Tech support: have you tried pressing F8 sir?

Me: umm… no, look I'm just -

Tech support: sir please press the F8 key sir

Me: okay… I pressed it, now can you just check my-

Tech support: sir please what happened when you pressed F8?

Me: it's broken, now if you could just check my warranty -

Tech support: sir I'm sorry sir I think you did it wrong. Please press F8

Me: no just check my-

Tech support: sir I think you do not understand, sir it is at the top-

Yup.

Plot twist: the client is actually a spider looking for a SITE to make his WEB on

I know this is not a good use of my storage, but come on!

Why do they call it HTTPS instead of SHTTP?

Because SHTTP looks like sh*t

I have to listen to Pandora or something when I program... it's gotta be low volume, and the song can't be too bad or I'll get distracted from my hatred of it, and the song can't be too good because then I'll start singing along. Why am I so prissy about this? It's the only thing I'm prissy about, not like a norm dev… I'll use any editor, I don't care, any OS… but the music gets to me.

Why do people complain about python's syntax without semicolons but no one complains about golang?

@dfox @trogus why can't we tag people in the rant?

I need help.
What excuse is there for a bug *in* a feature?