"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

Wait but that's ille.....

cant control my laugh hahah.....

Just a regular software engineer...

Also this

my_girlfriend: who do you like more in your life?
me: linux
my_girlfriend: What????
me: you asked who i LIKE not Who i LOVE?
my_girlfriend: ok, who do you LOVE?
me: python

i dont know why she left me, i think she was php fan

Upvote if you can relate😂

Made it!!! Starting at CERN on September 1st! :)

A big thank you to you guys for the support in my previous posts!

sad story

Every job interview question ever

I am the internet...

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Conversation today...

Guy: "Hey I need a real quick script to pull some values out of an XML document...is that possible?"

Me: "Uh...yeah that's pretty simple if that's all it has to do."

Guy: "Ok excellent I'll send you some files and documentation."

Me: "Ok so is this like a one time use thing or do you need to parse multiple of these?"

Guy: "Actually it needs to run all the time, on this specific PC, watch directories for any files that are added, then generate a XLSX files of the values, and also log information to a database. Etc"

Me: "Oh that adds quite a bit of complexity from what you originally said. It's going to take more time."

Guy: "But you said it was easy."

Well fuck you...

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

Lol one that really got me laughing 🤗

Developing 🤣

This passes all unit tests

Best explanation of difference between joins

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😂😂......if you ever did this raise your hands

Lol ??

— Why do you want to work at our office in Mexico?
— I want to be a señor developer.

This statement :

This cracked me up

When people ask me whats the difference

I laughed harder than I should have.

For all those dummies out there

Programmers are the wizards of tommorow. Period

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