Using task manager to kill task manager

loving xkcd comics!

I just updated my iPad and it fucking sucks!!

Thanks Apple! You dumbasses

I was joking with my colleague what is the best comment for this if hell.
And now my boss send me this 🤣🤣🤣

So is it fashionable now to have an IP address on the side of your trousers? This was in primark?!?!

Thanks for sending it all the way to India.

In web technologies lab.

Friend copied some php code from some website and saved it.
Tries to run it and it just prints whatever he wrote.
After thinking for like half an hour he calls me.

Friend: hey u know php right? Why my code is not running?

I check the code in the editor and everything looks fine except he saved his php code with an extension .txt 😑 😑

Doing a straight-forward "if" seems too complicated. Let's reverse the logic.

Really???
Love work on other guy project...
But, please, not this shit..

I am feeling nerdier than ever.

Today is:
- PI day
- Einstein birthday
- Stephen Hawking died today
- My birthday

Hi guys!

I look forward to sharing all my daily frustrations with you :^)

Client: "My Internet isn't working!"

Me: "You've got your own one?"

Stop fighting for gender equality,
Start fighting for render equality!!!

~CSS Devs.

Loving i3 & vim for my dev enviroment

Who says a dev doesn't go outside? I barely stay somewhere indoor more than a couple of hours.
Now that everyone is sharing their setups:

!rant. When your wife sends you pics of her days work. I've made a few good choices at least.

His legacy lives on
Rest In peace

That first HTML page that I wrote and saw changes in the browser accordingly.

Just got my first RedBubble shirt 😍

*Finds devRant*
*Downloads devRant*
*Proceeds to uninstall all other forms of social media*

Don't worry little fella, I'm gonna get you someday

When you buy a flash drive from untrusted sources, just to find out they fucked you ip

True true 😂

Devoloping and running a simulator for iOS is so smooth experience I am in love with it. Though I am an android user developing for android is such a pain sometime. Android studio needs more improvement.

I hate printers.
I hate wireless printers even more.

Normally you would have:
- Management
- SysOps
- DevOps
- Devs

In the company (30-50 workers) we only have:
- Management
- SysOps (they don't know how to deploy apps beyond FTP to a webhost either)
- Devs

Jepp, management does not want a specific DevOps department, because he thinks every single "I just finished the Javascript course on codecademy" person knows how to deploy an app beyond dragging&dropping it to a webhost with FTP...

I tried to propose to them that I handle DevOps and teach it to others, so we can deploy code that we deem "production ready" in a more proper manner...
They refused...
They rather stick to "just use FTP to push any changes we made directly to the production server and test changes there"

I feel unworthy to contribute to this project

$a = 1;
$b = 2;
echo ($a < $b) ? ($a > $b) ? 'This is totally fine' : ($a < $b) ? 'This is not ok!' : 'Perfect' : 'No problem here';

Why do people do this?!

(And I mean nested ternary ifs, not coding in PHP :P)

Company notebook be like:

"1 program still needs to close"

"-----------------------------------"

"(waiting for) Microsoft Outlook"
"Outlook is shutting down"

"-----------------------------------"

"To close the program that is preventing Windows from shutting down, click Cancel, and then close the program"

"-----------------------------------"

FORCE SHUTDOWN, YOU MOFO!

At my job we have these days where we have to BUG-BASH, meaning we do any stupid thing on the software to test it and find bugs.

I hate it.

I didn't sign to be a QA.