#WhenYouAreTooNerdy

Today was Mother's Day. Everybody was posting their photos with their mothers, so I had to stay away from social networks for today to not feel sad.

It's been almost a year without mine, really miss her.

I love her, and I never showed her how much. I've not been the best son a mother could have, I'm so sorry for that. She thought me how to be strong, she was the strongest, but I'm feeling so weak now without her.
Please never miss a chance to let your mother know how much you love her, give her a hug whenever you can, talk to her every time you need somebody to talk to, listen to her stories from when she was your age. She's the most precious person you'll ever have in your life. I realized that when it was too late, don't make my mistake.

I miss you mum ❤

"Hello," +devrantUsername

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

Spoke at my first conference yesterday! Was mental 😂😂 going to take me a week to recover

Similarities between this spider and me:
- We both are web developers
- We both live in same room
- We both try to find bugs everyday

Linus is real badass!

Favicons in Safari, so "killer feature" in new macOS Mojave

Found this on reddit 😂

E-corp delivered a new update for more NSA insight.

Understand the difference

Just found a job listing that requires experience in deploying apps to Google Play and Apple App Store T_T

For those that celebrate Halloween, and for those that can simply appreciate when being a dev IS life... :)

Classmate: Oh, are you programming? You know, I'm a really great programmer... You can practically call me a hacker, because of my skills. I can't brag much, because I'm too modest for that.

Me: Cool! What languages do you know?

Classmate: I know how to use scratch.

Me: ...

I too have a lot of time... What about you guys.?

Like it if you agree

This is how you address your 🐱

Who does basic?

I will become a millionaire.

(In science class)

Teacher: What are clouds made of?

Me: Servers, preferably Linux.

Teacher: ?

Just bought this little guy. Many friend hate this mobile and it's fun to piss people off.

I got quite a chuckle out of this one

How millionaires deal with laptops.

1. Buy a gaming laptop.
2. Install any OS.
3. Open IE11.
4. Place cursor in the new search bar in top right.
5. Type 4k wallpapers.
6. Download anything.
7. Open in MS Photos.
8. Right click, Set as > Wallpaper BG
9. Leave it in the corner.
10. Sell it at double 2 days later.

The real version control. 😂

Do you guys also go full blind when some retard shows you his screen with full brightness and no dark theme?

Wow. Spammed me like crazy lol.

Silicon Valley's reaction to the iPhone X

https://youtu.be/b4Xl4hPEV80

When you fucked up, but everything is working.

Credits to my son.

Has anyone here have crazy ideas of what they want to do in life, only to realise those might be absolutely pointless?

As I've studied Food Production Technology, I have this idea of somehow making it possible to mix phages in foods for vaccination purposes. Phages are natural viruses to bacteria, so they are difficult to be used in that way...

Another idea is to make simulations of life of bacteria of different kinds.

And study the hell out of some pretty weird genetic mutations that are purely esthetic, but shouldn't happen.

Yeah, I am into microbiology and genetics...

I'd also like to develop games...

Documentation is like sex.
When it's good, it's very good.
When it's bad, it's better than nothing.