What do you use to backup large mysql db on daily basis ?

Heyy ranters! I'm starting a junior job in my country and I wanted to know what is your average payroll for a junior position in your country?

Pasting stackoverflow URLs as comments and skipping documentation.

Guys wanna know more about my college?
admin admin works for the whole fucking students' network!

I read a lot about people complaining about their shitty jobs. Some of us actually have nice jobs, but could really need more coworkers.

Wouldn't it be nice if devRant had the possibility to post job offers? Of course, no recruiters allowed, just awesome job offers, so we can all work together on some nice projects.

PS: Could really need some help at work :-)

First rant here!

So i just inherited this legacy application in my new job.

I started looking at the code and it just doesnt make sense!

What the fucking fuck!!

My new mug! Rick rocks!!

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

"You'll be learning and working with C++ and Assembly."

I could very well be the only student ever to have been excited by that prospect.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

When your boss wants it done now but you're on vacation

That moment of joy when u see an exception error on the screen instead of a white page

Getting there😂

Programming for PornHub but not having to be embarrassed by the PHP.

See the notes.
He was really high I guess

I love the Slack changelogs 😂

Exactly

I did a little website where people can make reservations. I made an administration section where my client can create a reservation and delete them.

But every day damn I have this conversation. EVERY DAY between 9am and 10am:

My client to me: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Yes?
Client: [the question]
Me: Open the documentation i wrote for you.

Seeing my Dad write a game for his work (ecology research) makes me so happy.

Dear Apple.

Charging $99 for a one-year developer account is bullshit.

Best regards,
Me and every other tech-student on this planet.

I'm not a php dev but can this be done ?

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

This is sooo true

Hahaha 😂😂

So true...

Well yeah. He is right!

Having those extra arms would come in handy

So I created a Barber class but when I use the trim method I keep losing space.

Shouldn't be necessary if you just write understandable code xD..... Some people just write stories in between 2 lines of code....

Recruiter: this job is about dotNet and git.
Me: I never worked with dotNet before.
Recruiter: Okay, maybe we can get you in for git then.

FML!

God damnit. Just when you thought you were safe..