Programmer: Type type(2);
C++ Compiler: // Okay, I'll use the constructor that takes 1 argument
Programmer: Type type();
C++ Compiler: // I see there is a constructor that takes no arguments, but surely you don't want that. Everybody loves functions, a function shall be declared!

Who, in their right mind, thought this syntax is a good idea?! Syntax inconsistencies drive me crazy...

I want to lock a bunch of people up and see the social media effects of giving them search engine access to only educational materials and tech and relay everything else via books and television and DVD’s and see if they learn to socialize again because goddamn people are boring now

All the C# developers will get this. I’m a C# developer myself. When I go on GitHub, all of the c# GitHub wikis, comments, and issues are very professionally written, even the amateur comments are worded like a stackoverflow question. It’s great.

I stumbled across a popular JS GitHub repo (https://github.com/tessalt/...) and reading the comments made me so happy to be a developer of enterprise level languages with structure, patterns and conformity.

Sure JS has all these things, but JS also has a boatload of “self taught” (I’m self taught too) developers with no patterns, no sense of scalability, or systems integrations, or sense of how to write meaningful comments and discussions

Contentful CMS can go fuck itself.

Why the heck are we drawed with ties? We are literally the most informal dressed workers, aren't we?

The amount of bugs I find in my iPhone SE 🤦‍♂️

I got my work permit to Canada, really happy!

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

In C++ we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std::vector<block,std::alocator<_Ty> >::push_back(const block &)': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std::_Vector_iterator<std::_Vector_val<std::_Simple_types<block> > >' to 'block &&'" and i think that's beautiful

(not mine, source: https://goo.gl/Akxjih)

cPanel - keeping shitty hosts in business since 1996

Correct me if I'm wrong, Python is absolutely built on:
--Data encapsulation
--Dependency Hell
-- ambiguous object types
-- You BETTER hope that package has a function to turn that object into another HOPEFULLY SUPPORTED object (basically even more encapsulation)
--Oops this package doesn't support this other package, so you need to do another 20 lines of conversion
I really don't understand what makes Python so likable?? Am I just being stupid, or does exceptions like "This does not support multiclass" the worst fucking exception i've ever seen? Or "Shape (None,1) not compatible with (None,7)"? I get it that you can fix it if you've seen this issues multiple 100s of times, but for the first time, how the fuck am I supposed to debug this?

Do not buy Hostinger... They are so aggressive with caching that I ran out of devices to test the features. They probably cache based on userAgent because changing other parameters (IP, local cache) doesn't resolve the issue. I talked to tech support whole day, and although they were helpful few times I just got three same answers for the three different questions. Seriously, the only thing I like about Hostinger is their user friendly UI.

The rant goes on. I can basically DoS my website by clicking fast on it. That shit doesn't happen with some free hosting plans... My site goes down for a few minutes before I can visit it again.

THE RANT GOES ON

Using the file manager is tedious work as you get randomly disconnected after less than few minutes of inactivity.

I might seriously switch to Google's Cloud Console. It is more expensive, you have to do all the hosting config yourself using a virtual machine, but I guess it's more reliable and it gives you a lot more control.

Well, I did it.

I spent 45 minutes writing my first hacky, shell-and-python automation script to save me 15 seconds every morning.

It takes 6 minutes to run a single test file.

How is your day going?

The password field for our university website isn't case sensitive 🤣.

Yes I did.... :(

Sure mate

Things, Developers love the most as a gift. Aren’t they?

Fuck all people that take credit for other peoples work.

Fuck em hard

;/

"404 self esteem not found"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Vaccination saves lives. Not caring about yourself and your loved ones is madness.”

Colleagues forgot me at the scrum meeting.

Fuck yeah.

Good news!

I recently found a job at a call center for a local Japanese food joint, and I will finally get enough money for a paid Apple Developer certificate, and now I will be able to publish the app on TestFlight, have proper notification services, etc! I will update you on the situation.

Cleaning and Installing Windows 11 in new PCI 4.0 SSD.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

> starts coding at a young age
> makes it my whole personality
> goes through a rough year of quarantine, graduates high school, changes changes changes

* no. coding for a super extended period of time*

now I'm slowly trying to get back into it consistently. miss you besties lol hope yall are doing ok I'm back and I'm better and also older. I think the last time I was consistently on here I was 17 lmao

I work at another bank now. I finished my first year of engineering at my uni. Ontario is slowly opening up. I'm doing better :)