First tatto things 😂

So you have billion dollar idea, keep it to yourself.....

- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

Too much work kills your brain cells.

Deleted a failed test instead of fixing it.

Governments should use a public git for their laws

When your friends know what to gift you

Analysis

Aaaaaaa 😂😂😂 quit vim

This is so true

For halloween, lets scare the shit out of every Windows user...

THAT IS SO EVILLLLL!

> Woke up at 03:30 because I am on call and a server went down
> Fixed shit and went to bed
> could not sleep,
> fuck it, drive to work.
> arrive at the office at 04:30
> I can scream stupid shit and noone would hear
> *grin*

Aaaawww!

Why Apple developer are up at night?

CW: The SQL injection vulnerability isn't important because our code is proprietary so hackers won't find it.

Me: <censored>

A nice shirt for Halloween

"IoT is awesome~!"

"What things about it do you love?"

"Hm, hold on a second. Oh dear."

"Something wrong?"

"Just a sec. My Fridge is getting DDoS'd"

Manager: “We need you to stay in the room and not go outside to make personal calls on your mobile.”

Me: “uhmm okaaaay...”

*I get a call* “Yeah, I called about making a doctor appointment....my symptoms? Ummmm...*lowers voice to say it but everyone still hears...totally embarrassing*

Same manager, later, at performance review: “We found it highly inappropriate for you to be talking about your personal medical issues on the phone in front of everyone in the office.”

      

Makes sense

😥😥😥😥

6 char

Congratulations.

that's how we became developers :D

I always prefer to work alone 😂😂😂
Ps:- sorry for img quality

That’s how I can manage 10 projects as same time. Trust me.

When you don't pay your full stack developers

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