I hope they know what they're doing!

I'm Batduck, Shhhhhh...

When the team isn't holding anymore

My girlfriend got bitten by a mosquito and kept scratching it.
After I complained about the size of the bite, she said "c'mon it's just a bit, not big enough to be a byte".
When I finished facepalming (it took a while), I realized how proud I am of her.

That moment when you realize that you are workaholic, make final push to your personal project, hide computer away, and gaze out of the window, realizing that you are nothing without computer.

!rant
Almost time for Halloween again 😄

The struggle is real.

Refactoring and writing tests for code that was code written by intern and is on production about one year

After 6 months at this company, I finally got a raise! They sure know how to make a dev happy 🍻🍻🍻

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

The moment when you realized that Google has doodle for you birthday ..

Meta devRant rant...

"A software Engineer? Why don't you do a real job instead of fixing people's computers?"

- ex gf 2011

"I'm proud you do something you love"

- wife 2016

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

My new graphics card didn't fit in my computer case. Now it does.🔪

Tried to migrate my WP today!

When a duck just isn't your style...

!rant what you guys think?

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Dank stickers for my gorgeous laptop thanks @dfox

* Google announces a prize for hacking it *
* Searches google - how to hack google - *

NOT A RANT

My brother is teaching himself how to code. Couldn't be prouder

Today I figured out how to remotely control my student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

yes.. right now my feeling about some app a coworker wrote. 😆

!rant

Boss: I need to talk to you.
Me: Something wrong?
Boss: No, just need to talk.
(Not sure what to think)

Meet with boss, first thing he does is shake my hand and proceeds to tell me thank you for all the work you or in on the last project. On tomorrow in addition to your paycheck $1K after taxes will be deposited into your account.

#feeling very appreciated

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

"Hello R., how are you?"
"Hi M.! I'm at the beach now, finally relaxing after months of work."
"I wanted to ask you this: did you remember, three years ago, when you helped me move the downloaded movies to my external hard disk?"
"Er... yes?"
"Well, today I tried to start my computer and it's showing me a black screen telling \"disk boot failure, insert system disk\", do you know how to solve it? Before you worked on it, it used to work as a charm..."

Wife: What are you working on?

Me: Just adding a few things to this website. I should be done in a minute.

*two hours later*

Wife: It's late. Are you coming to bed?

Me: I'll be done in a minute...

*sigh*

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WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...