Coincidence?

Can totally relate to this

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

!rant
After a years of struggle with the administration office I managed to create a coding club in my school! Things are finally changing

My biggest obstacle? Stupidity, laziness, willfull ignorance, procrastination.

Sometimes my teammates are the ones guilty of these things too. That, and impossible timetables, but that's par for the course for pretty much all of us.

Web developer successfully found bugs in prod.

Went to a shop to buy bubble plastic envelopes (gotta send something carefully).

Walked out with a new Bluetooth music headset, couple of charging cables, Ethernet cable and a music input splitter and also those envelopes.

Why am I like this 😓

And I love back-end

Even when you might want to work for a non-profit, don't sell yourself too short. Dear developers, I ask you kindly to never accept these kind of salaries.

That entire range is an insult. Esp. with the dev stack in mind.

If Windows gets honest..

I FUCKING MADE IT GUYS! I JUST PASSED THE HARDEST COURSE AT UNIVERSITY WHICH IS ABOUT DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHMS! I DRAGGED THIS WITH ME A WHOLE YEAR AND I JUST GOT THE NOTIFICATION THAT I MADE IT. I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY GUYS I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!

Is it OK to make chewing noise when eating in the office a meter away from your colleagues?

I have the answer for you my friend:
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO.

I love this shirt from freecodecamp.com

Who needs Legacy Code to f*ck up your day when you can't understand the code you wrote 2 weeks ago

Savage!!! (-Programming Geeks)

When i was trying to be fullstack javascript developer..*sigh*

Before Spinner vs After Spinner

My new wallpaper 😂🙌

As soon as someone watches me code over my shoulder my IQ drops by 50%

Uhh... OK

Fucking clients:/

!false

Just got a message from a recruiter that contained this sentence: "I have the JS attached for your review". Took me a while to realise JS meant job specification and not JavaScript (which is required for the role).

Applying Css be like

What do you guys think of having a "go anonymous" feature while ranting?

I was thinking when community will go larger and people who know each other in real life, start following each other, then it might become hard for them to rant about stuff or they might become hesitant in rantings.

When you start saying 'email' for regular irl mail and then subsequently describe it as 'irl mail' it might be time to log off...

3rd yr in college to become a Dev and have realized that school doesn't give half as good info as I can find by teaching myself. So question is, am I going to college for a reason? or am I just

constantly alternating between "I'm a genius!" and "this is the stupidest thing I've ever done"

Classmate: "why doesn't it work?"
The code:

if (false) {
return even;
} else {
return odd;
}

Trying to teach my code some manners...