Feel you, Bro!

My top and only plan for 2020 is to buy the next iPad Pro and pen and learn to draw cats. No joke.

Someone had to do it

DAMN IT JUST SEND ME SOME FLOWERS

Started a new job yesterday, and rather than making my partner work to pick up hints I have said explicitly a few times that I want him to send me flowers at work, because

1) Yay flowers!
2) Displays dominance over other women at work because it demonstrates I have a caring partner
3) Did I mention pretty flowers?
4) Let's the dudes at work know I'm in a relationship so that means we can all just focus on being colleagues

FFS I even sent a link to a site that does local same day delivery for no extra charge, and pointed out the three bouquet styles I like best. So easy.

But he has yet to send me any.

And as I'm filling out the W-4, learning that I have to pay an extra $10k in taxes, because we eloped a week ago and apparently that's what happens when two high earners file jointly and it's making me want to rant because THE COST OF FLOWERS IS INSIGNIFICANT TO MY TAX BURDEN SO SEND ME THE DAMN FLOWERS.

(and yes technically it's "our" tax burden and yes the money spent on a bouquet would only add to our shared house expenses but I don't care; I'm generally anti flower but there's a time and a place and this is the time and the place)

And if he sends them late in the week, a significant portion of their prime blooming time will be during the weekend which is just wasteful so ugh.

</rant>

Clearly not...

Lazy habit#1: Always Ctrl+C more than twice just in case the bugger fails to copy to the damn clipboard !!

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

I befriended a much-older dev who's notoriously known for cursing in source code comments.

His best comment was F.I.S.H., which is his cursing acronym for "fucking incredible shitty hack"

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

IT Consulting Opportunity:

Java developer with skills in JavaScr-

No. Fuck you.

Current feed:
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20% Reposted old memes
25% Interesting content
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Fucking fuck, I have been coding for so long yet I still make this mistake:

I wrote:
if (stateRunning = 1)
instead of:
if (stateRunning == 1)

Government website sends me my username and password over plain text email after I sign up...

WHAT WHY WHO LET THIS HAPPEN

It just hit me why they called their software "nero"... cause he burned Rom(e).... Am I dumb or something? I'm using it for 5 years now

Sometimes I ask myself why dark theme isn’t the default setting on apps. I mean, light theme WRECKS YOUR EYES!!! How can the common way of designing is to make light theme default or JUST NOT HAVE A DARK THEME!!!!! It’s so unnatural!!!! Anyway...

I never even noticed this thing but it's handy xD

Debuggers are for pussies real men use print("aa") everywhere.

Ok, sorry.
I'll go now