When your code doesn't compile in one go but compiles on second run 😂😂😂😂😂

Me coding last night 😅🍍

TOP 10 PROGRAMMING BEST PRACTICES

#1 Start numbering from 0.
#10 Sort elements in lexicographic order for readability.
    #2 Use consistent indentation.
#3 use Consistent Casing.
#4.000000000000001 Use floating-point arithmetic only where necessary.
#5 Not avoiding double negations is not smart.
#6 Not recommended is Yoda style.
#7 See rule #7.
#8 Avoid deadlocks.
#9 ISO-8859 is passé - Use UTF-8 if you ▯ Unicode.
#A Prefer base 10 for human-readable messages.
#10 See rule #7.
#10 Don't repeat yourself.

'nuff said

In Hongkong museum 😄

Anyone on HackerRank? I'm pretty new to that site but I already love it!
😊

You can find me at @master11

Who uses tea instead of coffee when coding?

I can't be the only one 🤔

Login :
Username - admin
Password - admin

It works 😄😄

stolen from internet of 2005
coffee machine

finaly a round number.

thx all =)

Just arrived. :D "Maraming Salamat"

So true!😫😫

Dad: Why are you learning brainfuck
ME: --[----->+<]>----.+++.--.--.--[--->+<]>.--.++++[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>-.--[->++++<]>-.+[->+++<]>.[--->+<]>+.-[---->+<]>++.+[----->+<]>+.+.+++++.

This my friends is Chrome (build Canary).
Material Design 2.0 is here.

P.S. Only available for Windows.

I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to all the pressure at work, and my boss sat me down one day and said "Don't take it so personally, it's only work".
He explained that you simply cannot make all the people happy all the time, you can only do your best, and that is good enough.

Dude from old job who treated me like shit messaged me to implement 2 new features. I quit like half a year ago now. Ok i guess.

Simpsons

Average Joe: creates a chatting group in WhatsApp

Dev: creates a own chatting app

Literally Crushed her with candy...

A nice application...

Project Management Triangle

Never leave your login on a postit

Facebook & Instagram be like this.

Yeah, fuck gravity xD

Brain storming with senior lead developer. We try to add new tables in our database. But the Google spreadsheet goes wrong

Pinterest's Save button has a z-index of 8675309. Because why not?

Ah yes next gen graphics

Sharp boi master race

How to conduct yourself in a job interview
Simple test"Write a for loop".
First, write some nonsense bullshit for twenty minutes. Then, when you realize time is up, pass to the next question. After write more nonsense bullshit in SQL and jQuery, it's time to breath fast and panic.
Deliver your exam.
Pack your stuff and go to a cave where nobody ever will find you, cry the next three years and commit to a life of self punishment, shame and tears.
That's how you nail a job interview, suckers.