Gary's a prick

An ability to port all Windows games to Linux without performance loss due to bad ports and bad drivers so I won't have to dual boot anymore.

Consider this in deeper level

Inside Linux kernel

I used "shutdown -r now" on Linux for like 4 years and my colleague just showed me "reboot" command

boobs. Seriously sometimes she just co.. Brb

Reading. I read so much. Maybe I should get some programming books. But then again, the plotline is always so boring

YouTube for me

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

Need upvotes to create an avatar. :/

!rant
I had to do this xD

Most fun I had as a dev?

I'd say it was when the whole it department decided to have an Easter egg competition xD the DBA's never did find out why one of our apps kept creating dummy users called LEEEEEROY JENKINS

One of my best achievements in development xD

This is why code reviews are important.

Instead of loading a relevant dataset from the database once, the developer was querying the database for every field, every time the method interacted with it.

What should have been one call for 200k records ended up as 50+ calls for 200k records for every one of 300+ users.

The whole production application server was locked.

How do you prevent your software being vulnerable to IP address spoofing? Authentication? Certificates? VPN? Nah, just check the MAC address field of every packet. Nobody ever spoofed a MAC address before, that's just impossible. I thought that in binary there were only ones and zeros, but I guess nobody told me about the special tamper-resistant ones and zeros that MAC address fields are made of.

Oh, once you've done that, don't forget to tell the marketing people to put it in a brochure as an "innovation" for everyone to see.

I should post more of the crap the idiots I work "with" (quotes, because I am only here in body not mind) say. Especially when it comes to network stuff.

Does devRant have an API?

Found on my university's computing soc page

I just can't... :D

"Sorry."

"Did you get my mail?" Can only be a valid question ONE TIME and that is after sending the frist mail ever to the reciver. How the fukk shall I know what mail "mail" refeers to? Stupid.

This is so me..

Easy: Switching the apple magic mouses around the office, then enjoy the caos.

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

Enabling Javascript on Windows

I absolutely hate Quora.com - how they are always ranked high for tech searches is beyond me

Programmer boyfriend: *explaining his work and code and how things work*

PBF: does that make sense?

Me: of course

Narrator: it did not make sense

In 8 seconds, I will be posting a comment

The most daunting thing about colonizing Mars is rewriting the Date class in Java.

Some method of getting useful bug reports from users and clients with an AI that can prioritise them.

At leat then I wont get priority 1 "Wrong shade of blue on button"

Found this on devhumor, kinda straight on? 😀

@wk30: I don't have a favorite language, I believe that is just a myth.