me when i wake up: im gonna code!
me 12 hours later: i swear ill code this time.

Which dev apps do you have on your smartphone? These are mine

The truth has been spoken...

When you finally finish with university.
(not me, but had to share.)

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

ideal situation: programming in a chill cafe with nice coffee

reality: too busy drinking coffee, hasnt touched the laptop

DevRant makes me really proud how well developers can act together as a group. Makes me think what we could accomplish if we would take all the world's developers and programmers to one place and make our own country. Our currency will be devCoin. World domination follows shortly afterwards

Anyone here go to the gym and develop?

any gamedevs here with tips for gamedev students

One of the most asked question.

Manager told me the new girl's first pull request was waiting for my review, I felt dirty.

@Kitzsune why are you like this

If songs were codes...

while (deadInside)
{
me.drink(coffee);
if (thirstLevel == 0)
{
deadInside = false;
}
}

The bugs have learned to hide

We had a meeting whose agenda was to plan another meeting.

Every time...

I was forced to attend a meeting about a project I wasn't part of.

✘ Lie
✘ Lie
✘ Lie

When you've to explain normal people that you're a dev and not a hacker and so you can't just hack into their ex's Facebook account like it's some magic trick.

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

You know you fucked up when you had to commit with the message "I'm sorry"

anyone from the philippines here? 🤔🤔🤔

Probably the only love I'm gonna get in my life 😅

fun drinking game: everytime you miss a semicolon, take 5 shots

In case you want to ruin your coworker's day

Programmers vs Hackers