Does anyone else’s employer have their developers code exclusively on VMs?😱

When you’re really tired of your job and just wanna leave. but have accepted a new position but have to wait on the background check...😣

Currently working on app that is about 10 years old at work. Here’s how today has gone:

Can’t run application locally because the process management engine doesn’t allow access locally, can’t access in development because process management engine doesn’t work here either, can run app in test but waiting on special server access to get the logs.

Make the request to security to access the server - they decline it telling me that the form I submitted is outdated and to submit a new one. Requires three approvals, am still waiting on them.

Every time I make a change and want to test, I have to commit the changes, wait for them to build. Release the changes, build the release project and then deploy it in bamboo.

I can’t wait for my new job to start.

When you find out the app your team has inherited is making direct calls to the DB from the UI....but only sometimes, the previous team decided they would use a service for some other calls. Guess who gets to figure this all out?🤦‍♀️

When the app we have to work on is Java 6 😩🔫

Trying to add tiny, 1dp dividers to my Android navigation drawer...this shouldn't be taking me 45 minutes XD

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